Great news in the land of oz
AFL Grand final
Saturday, October 1, 2011 by Aussie007 | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
My football team the Geelong Cats has just won the Australian Football League Grand Final.
They defeated the Collingwood Magpies by 38 points.
It is their 3rd premiership in 5 years
This event would br the equivalent to the American Super Bowl
Go Cats
Over the moon
Macca
Reply #2 Saturday, October 1, 2011 5:27 AM
No, not even close.
They're suburbs apart [re: the old saying, "streets apart"]
I mean, you ain't gonna get Janet Jackson flopping out one her pups at an Aerial Ping Pong grand final, are ya?
And you're not gonna cram 200,000 screaming fans into the G, either.
Nor are 200,000,000 people gonna watch it on the tube over a 6 pack or 8.
The sound of clashing helmets and grills reverberating around the stadium as the two sides clash is also missing.
I suppose the only redeeming factor is that AFL players aren't hidden under a ton of pussy hardware to protect their GAYFL arses, and you can actually see who the f**k they are. I'll give 'em that, I suppose.
Anyhow, if Aerial Ping Pong floats yer boat and the Geelong Cats winning the GF flips yer wig, then congrats on the emphatic 38 point victory. 
Now if you're looking for a REAL footy treat, pull the telly out to the BBQ area, hook it up to surround sound, crack open a case or three of yer fav amber nectar and tune into Channel 9 for the NRL Grand Final extravaganza from midday on tomorra.
Like your blokes, NRL players don't hide under... er, behind all that pussy gear and show they're made of much sterner stuff... because they REALLY tackle.
Pity the Melbourne Storm won't be there to kick Manly's... er, 'Womanly's' collective arse. In their absence, though, I sure hope the Warriors can out-thug 'Womanly' and pummel their cheating Northern Beaches arses into the ANZ Stadium turf.
GO THE WARRIORS!!!!!!!
Reply #3 Saturday, October 1, 2011 6:44 AM
Lol, wasn't it a NRL player whose favourite trick was to stick his finger up the ass of the opposition?.... talk about gayFL
Reply #4 Saturday, October 1, 2011 7:04 AM
That was former Manly player, John Hopoate, and typical of the Ma... er, 'Womanly' psyche of thuggery, buggery and bastardry. A disgrace not only to the code but all sportsmen everywhere.
Just as you hate Collingwood, I hate Manly. Why they're called that when they are more like reform school girls, I'll never know.
The only good thing to come out of Manly is the ferry to town [Sydney], not that sydneysiders would want such trash in her neck of the woods.
Reply #5 Saturday, October 1, 2011 7:55 AM
We are Geelong, the greatest team of all
We are Geelong; we’re always on the ball
We play the game as it should be played
At home or far away
Our banners fly high, from dawn to dark
Down at Kardinia Park
Cats have done it again ... too old, too slow, too bloody good.
Well done guys ...
Reply #6 Saturday, October 1, 2011 8:24 AM
Yes....great news....the sodding drivel called football is over for another week or two...until the pre-pre-next season shit starts again....
Reply #7 Saturday, October 1, 2011 8:55 AM
Couldn't have said it better [about GAYFL] myself. Personally, I'd make the GAYFLF season just two weeks long... week one for teams to accrue regular season points... week two for the two top scoring teams to face off in a GF
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Reply #1 Saturday, October 1, 2011 5:06 AM
The best part was at the 20th minute in the 4th quarter when i heard a distinctive snapping sound.... that was Collingwood coach Mick Malthouses heart snapping in 2 lol. I hate football but i hate Collingwood more. Nice to see this over paid and over hyped team get beaten