Where in the World is WebGizmos
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 by Philly0381 | Discussion: OS Customization
Hey folks:
Haven't seen Steve around for a couple of weeks and was just wondering if anyone has spotted him in the crowd somewheres. 
Where in the World is WebGizmos, your ever smiling face and pleasant personality has gone missing. 
How about stopping by and letting us know how you are doing? And whom with? Pictures would be nice. 
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Reply #44 Monday, October 10, 2011 4:49 PM
I actually was on messenger with him yesterday.
I can't say much, but I recall something about sunshine and purple nurples.
Everything else I either deny or have a witness.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Reply #46 Monday, October 10, 2011 5:10 PM
Actually:
You'll be in my thoughts and I won't be able to sleep at night.
His wife actually was in their office and everyone was looking out at him.
Reply #47 Monday, October 10, 2011 6:31 PM
Have you seen your doctor? I hear there's some little blue pills that can help with that.
Oh, and get them from a reputable outlet, not online from a shady pill peddler. I heard of a bloke who ordered Viagra online to help with his flagging libido, and they sent him the wrong anatomical type. Now he can't get to sleep cos his eyelids are up all night. Then there was the bloke who got one stuck in his throat. Now he has a stiff neck and can't shake his head when his wife asks if he'd like some more of her home-made gherkin ice cream.
Knowing your luck, though, you'd get the right type of Viagra and forget that you're home alone for the weekend. 
Reply #49 Monday, October 10, 2011 7:41 PM
It's easier to explain than when you spiked the sheep's water with it and ran around naked while you screamed 'Do me! I've been a baaaah-d boy."
Reply #51 Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:23 PM
Quoting starkers, reply 47Knowing your luck, though, you'd get the right type of Viagra and forget that you're home alone for the weekend.
It's easier to explain than when you spiked the sheep's water with it and ran around naked while you screamed 'Do me! I've been a baaaah-d boy."
Ah, that 'll bring folks in your vicinity a good laugh as they listen to their police scanners on Saturday nights. 
Reply #52 Tuesday, October 11, 2011 6:42 PM
Now now starkers.......its only Tuesday, maybe Wednesday where you are. At least wait until the week end
Reply #55 Wednesday, October 12, 2011 7:31 AM
And don't you just hate it when a redneck buys a sheep a few drinks, with the intention of later taking advantage of it while in an inebriated state?
I mean, why can't they just come straight out with it: "I wanna get down on all fours and dance the 'hide the salami samba' with you while those other fools embarrass themselves on the karaoke machine." and save themselves some money?
Reply #57 Wednesday, October 12, 2011 9:11 AM
This thread is going down the lines of that movie, 'Men Who Stare at Goats'.
Yeah, I was a bit curious about that one.... and then it dawned on me, they prefer goats because they're generally hornier than sheep.
I'm also wondering what that has to do with where the heck is Webgizmos... though undoubtedly someone will inform me that he's one of those men... and is otherwise engaged elsewhere ATM.
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Reply #41 Monday, October 10, 2011 1:27 PM
Just give him a shout. Like this...
HEY WEB...HOWS IT H*****G