Ahhh.. so it was a "SmoPedley of the Unknown Funk" production film. That explains all, (and quite possibly his fondness for .... turtles)

I go on vaction and look at all the fun stuff I miss.

Oh, by the way...Happy Belated Birthday Bitch...and screw you too.

I dunno about "Funk"..... spelling might be a bit awry there.... and [sadly for some ] Smedley is pretty well known.... so that would be: 'SmutPeddler of Attention Whore Productions - in association with Well-Known Bitch and SkinHit Productions.'

Oh, and when Smedley uses "Funk" it is merely his replacement term for deviant tendencies.

And let me tell you, it took an awful lot of training for him to come out with "funk" while fondly viewing pictures of his sweetheart, Skinhit.

There ya go again.... that disturbing vision of the turtle and the unzipped.... er... well it'll never go away, not if you keep refreshing it.  

Oi, what business have you got going on vacation?  With the state of the economy you should be doing additional hours to lend your support... especially to such a cause as this.  Yeah, where were you when we needed you?  Off sunning yourself and sipping pina coladas, I suspect.  Belated my arse, you were just waiting for the dust to settle and hoping Smedley's list was FULL before you put your foot in it, weren't you?

And don't gimme any of that 'better late than never' crap... your early support was needed, and like a rat scurrying from a sinking ship, you were off slapping on sunscreen and perving at bikini bods.  Nah, it's not good enough, CarGuy... the team was depending on you in a time of hilarity and you just snuck off.

Oh, and if anybody's noticed a strangeness about me lately - well a more pronounced strangeness than usual - well it's just that my doc has me on these yummy [they taste like strawberries] mind-bending psychotropic meds that make me say and do things I wouldn't normally say or do.

Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

thanks hankers very much appreciated

This thread borders on ridiculous.....

......everyone who knows Po, knows every day  of the year is occasion to tell him and the sheep he rode in on to go fuck themselves.

You would have to go and mention the sheep... not to mention its close personal relationship with Smedley.

That's all we need around here.. a feud between the turtle and the sheep.

had no idea Po' was of Kiwi heritage...    

He's not.... but the Kiwis had to get it from somewhere.

"Then one day Jed was shooting at some food..

And laying on the ground was a sheep in the nude

Sheared that is... close cropped... lanolin free

Well the next thing you know ol' Jed's unzipping his fly

There's no chance he'd ever let this opportunity pass him by....

Now does ol' Jed feel any shame or he's a little bit rude

Nope, he's proud and adds another lamb to his bubbling brood....

Nicely done starkers. Not sure about the lanolin, though.

syd, i'd never have suspected your eyes had seen such gifs, lol. I've always been too timid to post that one... although Po' has merited it. Frequently (if only to make Jack afraid/jealous).

And I was worried about posting my pic....sheesh!!      

No, .....sheep!!

Po, no words could say it better.......

Artist's conception of the Future Po Smedley Memorial.

Happy fuckin' birthday ya old windbag. May the bird of paradise shit in your soup.

Happy fuckin' birthday Po, The Smedley.

Yeah, the "lanolin free" bit just seemed to fit... but I'm guessing a sheep shagger would prefer some lanolin if he'd forgotten the vaseline.

As for syd and the XXX gif, well I dunno she's all that innocent.  The fact that she even entered a thread with "Frak You...." in the title suggests a curiosity with the naughty and slightly more depraved.  Another indicator to syd's dalliances and fascination with the rude are her entries in those threads where a caption was required for a fart pic.   I rest my case!!!  

I mean, it wouldn't surprise me to learn that syd sits down to XXX parodies of The Simpsons and cackles her head off.  

He certainly has... merited it, though I'm not so sure it'd make Jack afraid... or jealous.  Word has it that Jack's weapon is more fearsome and Smedley is the envious one.

I don't know what you're are on about...  

seems you guys are reading far more into that picture taken from our little Kiwi mates across the ditch country than you should be... what minds...  

Not half!

Yeah, ain't it sumthin'

Truer words, eh.

Thanks for this. You all suck. I would have told you sooner but I have been out of town. Had a bit of a three car pile up on the way home and just trying to take it easy. You all suck so much, I think I'll stick around just to remind you how much you all suck.