The "Frak You PoSmedley" Thread
Love ya, bud
Sunday, August 14, 2011 by DrJBHL | Discussion: Community
[Mod hat off, friend hat on]
Po' made a not really surprising "Special Request" for his "Birthday":
"No birthday thread for me.
I want a 'Fuck You, PoSmedley' thread.
Any one who is nice in it is gonna get unfreinded
from any social site I have them on and a nasty response in the thread."
I can't comply... exactly. Tough, you transplanted Yankee carpetbagger "that ain't from around here". Live with it.
So without further ado, I say to the loyalist, strangest, funniest, most wonderfully amazing friend and "Whacko in Chief" weirdie in this nut bin and
I ask you to join me and say:
"Frak you, PoSmedley!"
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Reply #42 Monday, August 15, 2011 12:51 AM
Reply #43 Monday, August 15, 2011 12:54 AM
he's a dinosore.... 
Reply #44 Monday, August 15, 2011 2:50 AM
Well said, syd.
Well, PoSmedley... hope you're happy with your frakkin' thread you degenerate.
Reply #45 Monday, August 15, 2011 8:48 AM
Reply #46 Monday, August 15, 2011 9:25 AM
Who the frak is Po Smedley?
I thought his name was Poo Smelley.....
Reply #47 Monday, August 15, 2011 9:28 AM
Ya'll know what Smedley is?
He's a frakkin' attention whore, that's what... a frakkin' attention whore that sucks saveloys [wieners] and fantasises.
[no, I did NOT mention Skinhit, there] 
[nor did I imply anything regarding measurement]
And do you know why he's an sav sucking attention whore?
Cos Smedley knew that he'd get a far greater response to the: "Fuck you Smedley" come on he hung out there instead of a "it's my birthday tomorrow"
He knew he'd get more hits that way
"Bad attention is better than no attention at all", he thought, so put it out there that people should say derogatory things to and about him.
Of course people were going to jump at the chance, knowing they wouldn't be admonished for personal attacks that were invited by the target himself.
You are a sly one, Smedley... and you suck.
Craving the attention of Skinhit not enough, eh?
Yeah, well he probably thinks you suck, too. Just when he thinks he's the only one, and you go pull a stunt like this.
So yeah, you suck, building somebody up like that just to let them down, it just ain't right.
Nearly as bad as being stood up at the altar, what you did to that poor bloke.... it's not like he was flirting with Doc or Zubaz or anything, was it?
No, Skinhit was loyal to you to the very end... and this is the thanks he gets, a suck attention seeking stunt inviting any Tom, Dick or Harry to have a shot.
What's more, folks, Smedley has no shame, putting up a real flirty type avatar in the hope of.... well, no need to spell it out, you all know what he's after.
Reply #48 Monday, August 15, 2011 9:41 AM
And ya know, people, I'm not afraid to go on his 'dreaded' list.
My ex used to put me on 'the list'... and I survived that.
The going got a little tough there, and yeah, I was lucky to survive the dirty look she gave me for agreeing when she said her ass was fat.
It peeled the paint off the wall behind me, so I'm pretty sure I'll get past going on Smedley's 'list'.
Reply #49 Monday, August 15, 2011 10:00 AM
Whuuu.. starkers, did you say Smedley's ass was fat? Damn... thats below the belt!
Geez, he's fugly, smells funny AND has a fat ass! Poor Po', nothin left but the turtle luvin now, or is that funky turtle luvin.. I dunno but it isn't giving a very good mental picture..
Reply #50 Monday, August 15, 2011 11:04 AM
Its easy to hate an old kitten juggler like Po... 
Reply #51 Monday, August 15, 2011 11:19 AM
I thought you was going to say something else there for a moment
Reply #52 Monday, August 15, 2011 11:21 AM
DAMMMMMMMM double post grrrrr sorry every one
Reply #53 Monday, August 15, 2011 11:28 AM
Holy cow, you trying to take the whole page for yourself?
Reply #55 Monday, August 15, 2011 11:47 AM
Probably something I buggered up...
Reply #56 Monday, August 15, 2011 11:56 AM
doubtful. One can only mention the word PoSmedley so many times in a thread before it fouls up. He's kinda like Beetleguise in that regard.
Reply #57 Monday, August 15, 2011 12:11 PM
Nah, I agreed with my ex about hers being fat....AND lived to tell about it. Not too many can say that.
Yeah, I'll say. 
The mental picture I got was... um... er, an open fly ... and this turtle.... ugh.... 
Damn you, Phoon, you just reminded me of the time I caught a bunch of yayhoos watching something called Animal House: The XXX Parody.
Reply #58 Monday, August 15, 2011 12:16 PM
- No Beavers were harmed in the making of that film.
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Reply #41 Monday, August 15, 2011 12:41 AM
You dont look a day over 65
You're being waaaaaay too kind, John.... I woulda said 75.
In fact, Smedley is so old.... he rubs Pterodactyl oil on his arthritic joints.
Ya know, without it he creaks worse than a pirate ship in a tempest.