I won the lottery!!!!!!
Tuesday, July 19, 2011 by Jafo | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Must be true....got the email.
Not 'quite' sure what "THE BROTISH NATIONAL LOTTERY" actually is...but...
UK National Lottery
International M-LOTTO Program.
WINNING NUMBER My-36-39-44-45 (09)
NOTIFICATION OF WINNING
Attn:
You won the sum of $2.4 Million Dollars! in our monthly
sweepstakes,just concluded July 19th, you are hereby advice to get back to
us,to claimed your prize..Claims.
Requirements:
1.First Name
2 Last Name :
3.Home Address:
4.Age:
5.Sex:
6.Occupation:
7.Phone Number:
8.Country Of Residence
Contact Person: Mr.OFFRINGS KALLAS
EMAIL:[email protected]
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FFS, you bloody morons.....learn to spell.
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Reply #22 Friday, August 12, 2011 9:10 PM
I found 5 cents... but some smart arse super-glued it to the pavement. 
Reply #23 Friday, August 12, 2011 9:17 PM
I'll bet it was hard to put into your pocket with that big chunk of asphalt stuck to it.
Reply #25 Sunday, August 14, 2011 1:12 AM
Figures... I opened my email and all I got was Shops of Po' in a tutu. 
Reply #26 Sunday, August 14, 2011 11:25 PM
That's sad, that... possibly even criminal. It'll never fit a ballerina again... not now his big arse has stretched it beyond proportion.
Yup, he may as well keep it in his wardrobe.... along with all his other frocks and frilly undies. 
Reply #28 Wednesday, August 17, 2011 10:29 AM
Welcome To Western Union Office®
We wish to inform you that we have been mandated by the United Nation(UN)
to send you a western union compensation of $300,000.00 USD by sending you
$5,000 USD on each installment from our western union transfer service.
This funds was given to you by the United Nation as part of their humanitarian
development program geared towards poverty eradication as they are targeting the
year 2020 to boast the standard of living. Provide us with your NAME, ADDRESS,
CELL/PHONE #, COUNTRY, to enable us process your first payment the sum
of $5,000 USD.
Regards
Mr. Glitter Roth
Phone: +60 1 0560 3083
Contact Email: [email protected]
Reply #29 Wednesday, August 17, 2011 10:34 AM
I got one of those too RND.. heres my reply..
Dingle Bert Humperdink
1313 mocking bird lane
867-5309
Pangaea
Reply #31 Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:14 AM
1313 mocking bird lane
867-5309
Pangaea
Hey, you live next door to my uncle, old Parsamonious Starkers.
You probably don't see a lot of him as he's usually out back in his greenhouse cultivating medicinal herbs.
Dunno if any are okay to put on pizzas.... most of the herbs I think he smokes, and the rest he bakes into cookies.
Told me yonks ago that he was on a health kick, but frankly, I don't think it has done him any good. He looks and sounds like shit and is always coughing and hacking up shit.
It's funny this comes up now, cos I keep telling him that he should respond to one of those kind people giving money away so he can afford to buy himself proper medicinal herbs instead of all the amateur crap he inhales, ingests, digests.
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Reply #21 Friday, August 12, 2011 4:41 PM
I found a penny!