Talk about 'Hard' wood.

Viagra...a robbers best friend?

Thursday, July 14, 2011 by Uvah | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

Too funny for words.

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starkers
Reply #21 Saturday, July 16, 2011 7:23 AM


Quoting starkers, reply 19 44

?!?!?!?!?

Orright, then... 44DD!  Better??

Wizard1956
Reply #22 Saturday, July 16, 2011 8:23 AM

Try dangling a carrot. That might work.

If you already have one thing dangling, dangling something else probably won't help.  

starkers
Reply #23 Saturday, July 16, 2011 8:38 AM

Wizard1956

Quoting Uvah, reply 18Try dangling a carrot. That might work.

If you already have one thing dangling, dangling something else probably won't help.  

Precisely, if your dongle sees a carrot dangling it may go out in... er, dangle in sympathy.

And if it's an old, soft and rather limp carrot, you may very well be in deep deep trouble.

Uvah
Reply #24 Saturday, July 16, 2011 8:46 AM

Or it could be like Litinol. Zap it with a little electricity and watch that sucker come to attention.

PoSmedley
Reply #25 Saturday, July 16, 2011 9:34 AM

DrJBHL
Reply #26 Saturday, July 16, 2011 9:49 AM

Wizard1956
If you already have one thing dangling, dangling something else probably won't help.

starkers
Orright, then... 44DD! Better?

Probably not. The DD stands for "Dual Dangle".

starkers
Reply #27 Saturday, July 16, 2011 11:43 AM

DrJBHL
Probably not. The DD stands for "Dual Dangle".

No!!!  It stands for Doubly Delightful.

Uvah
Reply #28 Saturday, July 16, 2011 5:29 PM

No....dangerous doodads! Ever get smacked with one?

DaveBax
Reply #29 Saturday, July 16, 2011 5:44 PM

No....dangerous doodads! Ever get smacked with one?

Where you been hanging out? Wherever it is I'm not going.

WebGizmos
Reply #30 Saturday, July 16, 2011 6:12 PM

DrJBHL
Probably not. The DD stands for "Dual Dangle".

starkers
No!!! It stands for Doubly Delightful.

No....dangerous doodads! Ever get smacked with one?

No no no...your all wrong! It stands for "Damn Deep!"...the water that is.

 

DaveBax
What do you call it

Whatever it wants me to! I don't wanna piss it off...it's bigger then me...and I gotta sleep with it! 

 

 

Uvah
Reply #31 Saturday, July 16, 2011 8:10 PM

WebGizmos
Whatever it wants me to!

Except late for dinner. Wooden spoons hurt. 

Vampothika
Reply #32 Sunday, July 17, 2011 4:01 AM

wow, i get to say my favourite quote when im pissed off at people in general....

"SUCK MY MOTHER FUCKING DICK"

...can you deepthroat cunt........well can ya?

 

lol omg i love it

 

xxxx

Uvah
Reply #33 Sunday, July 17, 2011 8:46 AM

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