I heard...

they smell....

like...

chicken.

I pirate vaping a 510 walks into the FDA with a paper towel on his head. The FDA guys says what's with the paper towel. The Vaping Pirate says. ARRGGG their a bounty on my head.

The other night I was vaping an e-cig in my pajamas. I have no idea how it got into my pajamas.

So a guy walks into a bar and pulls out his new e-cig. The bartender says "hey, you can't do that in here." The guy says "no, it's not smoke it's vapor." The bartender pulls out a 5v mod and says "that's not vapor, this is vapor."

Yo mama so dumb she lit up an e-cig and smoked it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brownsville Station has re-released their one and only hit...only now it's called 'Vapin' In The Boys Room'.

Sevearl other songs to be re-released...

'Vap Gets In Your Eyes'

'Vap On The Water'

Hey! The National Forestry Commission has just introduced it's new mascot...'Vaper the Bear'.

Then there was the stoner who tried to return his ecig. His big complaint was that when he tried to crack it to fill it with marijuana it wouldn't work any more.

Ted Turner plans to use CGI and go back and put ecigs in place of all the real cigarettes in all of the movies he colorized. Here's vapin at you, kid.

Ecigs may become the newest electronic device to hit the bedroom...for those who like a good vap after sex.

Soo a Preacher, Nun and a Rabbi walk into a bar vapin some PV's. The Bartender looks at them wide eyed "Is this a joke?"

A bum asked me, "Give me $10 till payday so I can get som cartridges for my ecig." I asked, "When's payday?" He said, "I don't know, you're the one who is working!"

Ecig Salesman: If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.

A nun and a pornstar are on a flight. the nun pulls out her pv diy tube mod. She tells the pornstar she loves her 5v and was thinking about sneaking off to the restroom for a little satisfaction. The pornstar pulls out her mandingo rod and says she loves her 9v and that the nun should try it. The nun asks if the pornstar uses a cartridge or drip tip. The pornstar says i guess cartridges for my 9v but my boyfriend has gonorrhea.

Thank you. Thank you, very much. I'm here all week. Tell your friends. Adult show on Friday at midnight.

A  'vap' -id  po' -st. 

Po, you should take up smoking or something...

Holy thoughtstream, Batman!  I wish I could make my yo-yo flip that fast 

actually, no, you dont smell anything, no one else smells it either, its truly odourless water vapor.

That's a definite bonus, as far as I'm concerned...being as I'm a nonsmoker and never could stand the smell of the things.

yeah i agree kazz, my mother hates the smell of smoke too, but being a smoker, i just never smell it. 

well, i dont know whats quite wrong with me! its now 12.35 pm and ive just had my first smoke for the day.....this e cig must be working,

cause normally, i would have had at least 5 cigs when i woke up (thats my morning cig) then i drove to fernvale ( i need at least 4 cigs for that, 2 down and 2 coming home) then i cleaned the house, i normally need smoko breaks for that.......... and only now as ive finished all the cleaning and sat back down on my pc did i feel the need for a real cig. instead of my vape babe (or my tron cig as i now call it)

im very pleased, if this keeps up, ill have only bought one, and i repeat ONE packet of tobacco for this fornight, normally i buy around 5 or 6.

tron egic

That's GREAT!  What are you going to do with all that money you're going to save?

fix the baby car and probaby build up my black and white dvd collection., and start saving for a deposit for a house in tasmania...

The E cig is the best invention of the century I have been off the real cancer sticks for 16 days and for all you who has told this person to not to and just keep smoking or quit should do some research before giving such bad advice the ecig has 2 different juice bases PG and VG both harmless to human they also add water now if your getting juice with no nicotine then it is completely harmless to anyone and you may want to get some nicotine gum or nicotine patches to help bring your nicotine levels down safely with out any withdrawal symptoms if you have joined the vaping community I suggest you come and join us at ECF  for some real advice from people who have been vaping for years. For those who have told him he may as well just keep smoking do you realize you are advising him to kill himself slowly do you realize what is in a real cigarette nicotine is the addiction it is pretty much as harmful as caffeine but with the nicotine there are 4000+ chemical arsenic tar carbon monoxide an e cigarette without nicotine is well is like giving your kid a harmless sugar free candy to a loaded gun or putting your kid in a car with a drunk driver get educated. Start vaping it is smoke free and harmless join the new age and beat the smoking ban.

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It did not quote properly some asked about odors and breath and stuff.

No No and No some people have reported a very sweet smell and it also depends on the flavor I have had people say when I am smoking strawberry that they smell strawberry so there is no offensive smell

If YOUR community is anything like THIS one, you'll understand that we look out for each other here. Folks were just making sure she was aware of all the risks (if any) and she was looking for advice from people she trusted. It's all good. 

And all I am doing is asking the people who said stay smoking the cancer sticks to get educated please .  We at the ECF fight for the right to choose ecigs or cancer sticks and every person we can convert to ecigs is another life saved. 

The chemicals? Propelyne glycol,distilled water,nicotine as an option have you ever been to a concert or a bar that has had a smoke machine in the room becasue that is the chemical that binds the water, flavouring and the nicotine together it is harmless. A cigarette Contains 4000+ deadly chemicals you choose which is better? And some have a Vegtable Glycerin as the binding agent which is even less harmless then the Propylene Glycol.

Dude this as far as I know was a one time incident as far as I know and was only from one company but the chemical was DEG and it has been banned from nic juice but even still the levels that were there would not have done near as much harm as the 4000+ deadly chemicals in a real cigarette don't keep smoking start vaping and beat the smoking ban and beat the taxes.

You got a bum unit or you got one of the disposable unit's I suggest you get a better unit from bestecig.com or come on over to the ECF and find other sites where you can order a good unit. This is the best invention of the century and I am breathing better already my taste buds are healed and I feel great from here it will only get better.

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For some of us swapping one addiction for possibly another is just not the answer. 

Just stop smoking, lots of folks do it without having any adverse side effects.  I did, and I am not saying it is easy to do.  I do know that the longer you wait the harder it is to do. 

This is not for people who want to quit smoking to clarify that this is for people who want to stay smoking but do it in a healthy way.

Now you could use it to quit with no problems if you can get the nicotine fluid then you use it just like nicorette start with 24 mg nicotine then reduce down to 0 nicotine and then you can just vape for flavor.Once again I will say this is not really for quitting smoking it is for quitting the real cancer sticks and to stay smoking and get healthy at the same time I feel great after 16 days my counter is wrong I will have to change lol

Also I don;t now how you could say that becasue to swap the real thing for this will save your life how could you not want to swap your not swapping addictions your going from smoking 4000+ chemicals to smoking 3 or 4 c'mon seriously and also you are going to save a ton of money I tottaly disagree with you the momment I found out I could get nicotine fluid I swapped for it and I am so glad I did man do I feel good and I get to smoke still it's awsome

for some reason instead of it editing it quoted but I wanted to add as for the just quit statement I have literlly spent thousands of dollars trying to quit smoking and have never succedded until the e cig laser treatments hypnosis nicorette products and for a whole 150 dollars I have finally quit and I  get to still smoke.

AN the unit paid for it self in no time here is the real counter showing how much I have saved it deducts what I have spent and what I have saved.

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