Easter Just Seemed a Little Empty This Year

but at least I now know why uncle Harry didn't drop in....

Monday, April 25, 2011 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

The Russians have found the body of an ET in the ice of Siberia... proof at long last that we are not alone in the great universe of ours.

Yup, see the footage for yourself and you'll be convinced as well.... that Roswell isn't the only place on the planet to be visited by ET's in UFO's.

Unfortunately, this alien was the victim of an experimental anal robe that went wrong, and his buddies left his remains behind in the ensuing panic.

Hmm, it's a bit of a sad end, really.  He comes half way across the universe on a voyage of discovery, to make ma and pa proud of him, just to end up in the ice in a very undignified end.

I just hope the Russians give him a decent burial and at least try to contact his parents, family and friends beforehand so that they too can attend the funeral.

DrJBHL
Reply #1 Monday, April 25, 2011 8:41 AM

Ah... poor Harry. One pint too many plus all that industrial pollution... terribly sad. Amazing, though: In all that bloody snow to chance upon the only 'visitor' ever recorded.

Deea19
Reply #2 Monday, April 25, 2011 11:42 AM

Probably it was the vodka that killed him

Onklifiziert
Reply #3 Monday, April 25, 2011 11:51 AM

Deea19
Probably it was the vodka that killed him

Uvah
Reply #4 Monday, April 25, 2011 12:58 PM

Either that or the Borscht. Eewwwww!

lecajef
Reply #5 Monday, April 25, 2011 1:35 PM

ET.... HOME....It's to cold....dadada....

Philly0381
Reply #6 Monday, April 25, 2011 1:56 PM

Looked like a mutant rabbit to me. 

Uvah
Reply #7 Monday, April 25, 2011 9:04 PM

ET tried to phone home but Google found out and zapped him for non-payment of long distance charges.

sydneysiders
Reply #8 Monday, April 25, 2011 10:14 PM

Siberia?...    .... he should have landed at Heathrow..... there's a queue for Aliens there.....  

starkers
Reply #9 Tuesday, April 26, 2011 2:07 AM

While various authorities/people have deemed this 'alien' footage to be fake, I still have to wonder.  I mean, the authorities would say that, wouldn't they.... to deny that they have known about alien visits and have proof positive that ET's exist.

sydneysiders
Siberia?... .... he should have landed at Heathrow..... there's a queue for Aliens there.....

Actually, I think that's where Uncle Harry was headed.... must've got blown off-course some... and he didn't take any Winter woolies 'cause he thought he was heading to a UK Summer. 

Hence he perished in the Siberian snow. [e digicons]:'([/e]

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