Senior Texting Code (STC)
Thursday, March 24, 2011 by Philly0381 | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Received an email today that I had to pass on to the community here. Enjoy.
Since more and more over 50's are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
If you qualify for Senior Discounts these codes are for you. Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they
can understand your texts.
1. ATD: At The Doctor's
2. BFF: Best Friend Fainted
3. BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
4. BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
5. CBM: Covered By Medicare
6. CGU: Can't get up
7. CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
8. DWI: Driving While Incontinent
9. FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
10. FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
11. FYI: Found Your Insulin
12. GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
13. GHA: Got Heartburn Again
14. HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
15. IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
16. LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
17. LOL: Living On Lipitor
18. LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
19. OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
20. OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
21. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
22. TTYL: Talk To You Louder
23. WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
24. WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
25. WTP: Where's The Prunes?
26. WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
27. GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
28. SDO: Sorry, Dosed Off….zzzzz
Reply #8 Thursday, March 24, 2011 5:36 PM
I was gonna say there's one in every crowd...but now I guess there's 2. 
WTP? OMSG! Damn! WTFA! And I just HGBM!? Uh! Oh! GGLKI! 
Reply #10 Thursday, March 24, 2011 6:00 PM
Keep laughing, but you'll be there, someday.
Maybe. 
Reply #12 Thursday, March 24, 2011 8:22 PM
Senility comes but once in a lifetime. Enjoy it while you can. 
Reply #14 Thursday, March 24, 2011 9:24 PM
OMG ICBITFO! (OMG,I cant believe I'm this effing old) 
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Reply #1 Thursday, March 24, 2011 2:52 PM
I don't text and definitely don't tweet. In fact I'd love to see that detweeted. So tired of seeing that "like me" button too!
