Don't let starkers see this. He'll have a field day.

HEY STARKERS .... LOOKEE HERE!!!

Finally, something truly funny!  Thanks fellow MSgt!

Hehe, I always knew politicians were this stupid....

And their staffers?    Well just look at who hired them.

How's that old saying go... "When you need someone to do an idiot's bidding, hire another idiot."

You are aware that the whole list is a concocted bunch of crap, right?  It's funny...but it's false. 

http://www.snopes.com/travel/trap/congress.asp

Yep, but I think making up crap about politicians is an immensely fun past-time and should become a national/international sport that's recognised by the Olympic committee and the world over.

It's like the politician who went to confession...

Politician: "Father, father, it is that I have sinned."

Priest: "And what is it you have done, my son?"

Politician: "Twice this year, Father, I had wicked, sinful thoughts."

Priest: "And what were those, my son?"

Politician: Well, Father, once I almost told the truth, and once I briefly contemplated keeping a promise."

God help us!

Good research, Karen. Good to know they aren't that clueless.

Unfortunately, they're beyond that.

From the way this country is run .... I'd believe it. Bass-ackwards is the norm.

Yeah, our pollies set up a think tank to tackle the effects of drought.... after a year of deliberations the tank was still dry.

The cops pull over a car that's weaving erratically all over the road and approaches the driver.

Politician: "What's wrong officer, was I speeding?"

Cop: "No Sir."

Politician: indignantly roars, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

Cop: "Yes sir, Senator Heffernan, sir."

Politician: "Well why the hell did you pull me over, then?"

Cop: "You were driving erratically and swerving all over the road."

Politician: "Yeah, well you'd be swerving all over the road if you kept seeing all these pink elephants.

Hehe, 

I bet Senator Heffernan now wishes his was not the deciding vote that helped pass Random Breath Testing Legislation.

Yes, but it's better reading a funny, made-up list than an actual list of the stupid shit that these people perpetuate on us daily.

I'll drink to that... tho if this made up crap were true it'd be even funnier.

As fas as I'm concerned, politicians place themseves in the public spotlight, all too often for the wrong reasons, so I reckon they're fair game and should be prime targets of public ridicule and denigration.

Some of them, however, should be prime targets of another kind... aaarrgghh, an' it be cannon practice wot comes t' mind 'ere.

Oh boy, you mean to tell me those things in the OP were not...........................crap, I sent an email off to my Senator and Congressman.  I wish people would tell me when they are making a joke, now I will probably have to move again. 

Nah, don't worry about it, Philly, neither of them will be able to track you down.

Even with a GPS your address is gonna be near impossible for either of them to find.

That's why they have government drivers, but from what I hear they only know how to find bars [usually for their passengers] and prominent landmarks.

The other train of thought here, is that they'll jibe and poke fun at their colleagues amd opponents based on the contents of that email you sent...

So with a bit of luck, either or both will have been shot or are too preoccupied with legal proceedings for slander/defamation to figure that a taxi driver would know how to find your joint as easy as that.

Other than that, you could always apply for a government relocation grant and see if you can swap houses with somebody in Alaska.... Hawaii if you like it a bit warmer.

Better hurry though before the big island slides into the drink. Well ... half of it anyway. That's another disaster waiting to happen. Don't let the politicos know though. One or two might want to sell tickets.

Sadly, that may be closer to fact than we'd like to think.  Given the 8.9 quake in Japan, a similar event is likely elsewhere to recalibrate and help keep the Earth in its constant dynamic state, rotationally and orbit-wise. 

Catastrophic natural events such as these caused such things as ice ages millions of years ago, so let's hope mother nature doesn't think we're long overdue for another ice age.

As for the majority of politicians [getting back on topic], most have two brains... one's lost and the other is out looking for it.

well Here is a real congressman, he thinks Guam will tip over if it get to populated

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

LOL  LOL LOL

Now that is one dumbass elected official.... surely, if he didn't want to send any more servicemen and their families there, he could have come up with something better than "Guam will tip over if it becomes too populated"

Now I've heard everything. 

Oh, wait a minute!!!  No I haven't!!!

There's bound to be another politician open his/her mouth and put his/her foot in it, right? 

Our intelligent politicos hard at work. Below is how you can contribute to this latest disaster.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcK4oDdl66g&NR=1

Check out these other videos on youtube. A redneck's delight.

Hiya Jim.

Rofl for 5 minutes

Bloke needs a brain transplant and the doc gives him a list of available brains and prices.

He notices that doctors and lawyers brains are $100 a pound...

That engineers and chemists brains are $150 a pound

Further down the list factory workers and laborers brains at $200 a pound

Then there's the nurses and shopkeepers brains at $250 a pound

Next were school teachers and professors brains at $300 a pound....

Then right at the very bottom, politicians brains at $5000 a pound.

The bloke asks the doctor why politician brains are so expensive..... and the doc says:

"Well that's simple.  It just takes so many of them to make up a pound."