Reported Suspicious Activity at Walmart
Dept. of Homeland Security Involved
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 by RedneckDude | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Reply #3 Thursday, January 20, 2011 12:37 AM
... what sort of 'suspicious' activity do you have to report?
Reply #4 Thursday, January 20, 2011 12:54 AM
Well, I do live less than three tenths of a mile from WalMart.....redneck heaven!!
Reply #5 Thursday, January 20, 2011 9:56 AM
Rednecks do seem to congregate at The Walmart. They even dress up for the occaision sometimes. 
Reply #7 Thursday, January 20, 2011 11:36 AM
And here I was thinking Walmart was gonna get done in. Oh Jeez. ROFL big time.
Reply #8 Thursday, January 20, 2011 1:47 PM
So...nothing suspicious there....seems to be a typical day at Walmart. 
Reply #9 Thursday, January 20, 2011 3:52 PM
Get done in? Wal-Mart is here to stay. I'm pretty sure this is just the beginning of the government's partnership with Wally World. I foresee retired people picking up their social security checks in the form of a Wal-Mart gift card, and I think eventually when there is no more space for criminals, the Wal-Mart will pick up the slack by just locking up the less violent criminals (i.e., stoners) in that Lawn & Garden cage they have for the plants, and maybe make them run the floor buffers at 3 a.m. for commissary money, which, of course, will be delivered in the form of a Wal-Mart gift card.
Like the Wal-Mart midnight stocker told me last week...If it ain't at Wal-Mart, you don't need it.
Reply #10 Thursday, January 20, 2011 4:23 PM
Quoting Uvah,
reply 7
And here I was thinking Walmart was gonna get done in. Oh Jeez. ROFL big time.
Get done in? Wal-Mart is here to stay. I'm pretty sure this is just the beginning of the government's partnership with Wally World. I foresee retired people picking up their social security checks in the form of a Wal-Mart gift card, and I think eventually when there is no more space for criminals, the Wal-Mart will pick up the slack by just locking up the less violent criminals (i.e., stoners) in that Lawn & Garden cage they have for the plants, and maybe make them run the floor buffers at 3 a.m. for commissary money, which, of course, will be delivered in the form of a Wal-Mart gift card.
Like the Wal-Mart midnight stocker told me last week...If it ain't at Wal-Mart, you don't need it.
Reply #11 Thursday, January 20, 2011 4:34 PM
Nothing lasts forever.
Reply #14 Thursday, January 20, 2011 6:15 PM
What was that you said? You need to come over here so I can hear you better.
Reply #15 Thursday, January 20, 2011 6:28 PM
What was that you said? You need to come over here so I can hear you better.
We do NOT negotiate with terrorists.
As a matter of fact, I'm writing your name down, so I can report you to the night greeter at Walmart then next time I go shopping. 
Reply #16 Thursday, January 20, 2011 7:52 PM
Look out for them night greeters. They're an ornery bunch.
Reply #17 Thursday, January 20, 2011 9:28 PM
Why would you swear me to secrecy about your second job and then go and bring it up in an open forum?
Reply #19 Friday, January 21, 2011 12:20 AM
............Only in Walmart...........Only in America..........
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Reply #1 Thursday, January 20, 2011 12:07 AM
wow.