Deer Camp - Hilarious!
Thursday, December 16, 2010 by LightStar | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
This was sent to me in an email, absolutely hilarious too! 
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Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So... Here I am.
Reply #8 Thursday, December 16, 2010 1:01 PM
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what kind of meat was on their plates; so they begged their dad for a clue.
"Well", dad said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes".
The little girl screams to her brother
"Don't eat it, it's an asshole.. "
Reply #9 Thursday, December 16, 2010 1:05 PM
not to be outdone ... done and done.
Reply #10 Thursday, December 16, 2010 2:24 PM
Reply #12 Thursday, December 16, 2010 7:58 PM
Escanaba: "A macho man in a family on the eve of deer-hunting season must deal with the eldest son's curse of never having bagged a buck."
Nope. Not going there. No way.
Tim....you're a bad boy. Shame on you. 
Reply #13 Thursday, December 16, 2010 9:43 PM
wow.. and heres me thinking lots of people ate assholes, I'm SO naive 
Reply #14 Thursday, December 16, 2010 10:57 PM
Am I the only one here who thinks the dude should have stayed in the bedroom?
Reply #15 Thursday, December 16, 2010 11:07 PM
^ Am I the only one investing in rope futures?
Reply #17 Friday, December 17, 2010 5:54 AM
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.
Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.
They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him."
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?"
The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."
Reply #18 Friday, December 17, 2010 7:20 AM
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Reply #1 Thursday, December 16, 2010 9:17 AM