Would You Rather.....?
You have to choose one.....
Wednesday, August 18, 2010 by G3mpi3 | Discussion: Community
It's a simple game -
Here's how to play:
You ask a question beginning with "Would you rather........OR.........?" Provide two situations to choose from. The best one's have equally bad (or good!) options. Oh, and be as creative as possible. 
**Answer the question, (provide a reason why, if you feel like you need to), then ask one of your own.**
I'll start the game:
WOULD YOU RATHER....
-Drink a full glass of someone's spit? Or,
-Eat a handful of hair?
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Reply #82 Wednesday, September 1, 2010 7:12 PM
Ditto.
Besides...who wants to be a figment of someone's imagination or a cartoon dude who almost but not quite gets the girl in the end.
Reply #83 Wednesday, September 1, 2010 7:39 PM
I'd go with the super powers.... cos then there'd be other cool stuff apart from flying.
In heaven with bread and water or in hell with a magnificent feast every day and wild debauchery every night?
Reply #84 Wednesday, September 1, 2010 8:07 PM
Hmmmm..... I'm sure you meant no double entendre.... 
That's only the screensaver, mate.
On thin ice or in hot water?
Reply #85 Wednesday, September 1, 2010 9:38 PM
In Summer... thin ice. In Winter... hot water.
Be a eunuch in a bordello full of wanton women or suddenly discover your significant other half had the 'op' but is really the same sex as you??
Reply #86 Wednesday, September 1, 2010 10:54 PM
Usually at the end of the flick, cartoon, whatever the good guy gets the girl and they live happily ever after. At least that's the way it was when I watched them on a B&W TV back in the day.
Eaten by PacMan or gobbled up by a Triffid?
Reply #87 Thursday, September 2, 2010 10:41 AM
Pacman... he's got a piddly mouth compared to a triiffid
And.... somebody ringing up several times while you're trying to sleep or a pesky alarm clock that doesn't know the time and goes off at various intervals (despite how many times you reset it to get up a 6.00am) during the night?
Reply #88 Thursday, September 2, 2010 2:44 PM
Pesky alarm clock. You can reach out and smash the thing. Unless you can reach through the phone and smash the caller.
Being disgustingly rich or richly disgusting.
Reply #89 Thursday, September 2, 2010 8:23 PM
Disgustingly rich.... cos curried cabbage means I'm already richly disgusting. 
Get your hand stuck in a stormwater drain trying to retrieve a dollar or lose a foot kicking a politician in the rear?
Reply #90 Friday, September 3, 2010 2:19 PM
In heaven with bread and water or in hell with a magnificent feast every day and wild debauchery every night?
well i have booked my hols down below already lol 
Reply #91 Monday, September 20, 2010 11:26 PM
Is that on the package tour or an ad-hoc affair where you come and go as you please?
Reply #92 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 6:09 AM
Being the bait on the hook saying come hither to the fish or being the fish eyeing the bait on the hook and saying maybe later.
Reply #93 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 9:03 AM
Being the fish and saying 'later'.
Eating half an apple and finding half a worm wriggling in the remaining half or finding out that you've eaten the half worm when it wriggles back up and exits through your left nostril???
Reply #94 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 1:57 PM
Eating half an apple and finding a worm wriggling in the other half cause a worm wriggling out of my left nostril will be not nice.
Picking your nose and finding the half a worm and thinking it is the spaghetti you ate last night and eating it or realizing its a half a worm and eating it anyway with a big ripe booger attached?
Reply #95 Wednesday, September 22, 2010 12:41 PM
Think I'll go for the worm and thinking it's spaghetti.
Ten miles to walk and a sharp stone on your shoe, or a starving rodent in you underwear? 
Reply #96 Thursday, September 23, 2010 7:10 PM
Ten miles to walk with sharp stone in shoe. I can always take the shoe off. Starving rodent in underwear will put more than speed in your step.
Run over by a low flying Camaro and run under by a stink bug munching on a fresh batch of ten day old curried cabbage sitting in the sun.
Reply #97 Friday, September 24, 2010 12:14 AM
Run under by a stink bug munching on a fresh batch of 10 day old (now there's a contradiction in terms) curried cabbage.... cos it could never smell as bad as I would eating the same thing.
An appendectomy through your armpits or a tonsillectomy through your rectum?
Reply #99 Friday, September 24, 2010 10:03 AM
You woos! BTW... you don't actually have to go get these things done, you know?
OK, something less painful, perhaps:
Being locked in a 8' x 8' cell with a politician who never stops talking, even when he's asleep.... or being locked in a cell with a gorgeous hooker without a cent?
Reply #100 Friday, September 24, 2010 10:13 AM
being locked in a cell with a gorgeous hooker without a cent............I'm an expert when it comes to the "waiting" game. 
Would you rather.....
be dropped in a swimming pool full of Jello?
or peanut butter?
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Reply #81 Wednesday, September 1, 2010 4:01 PM
I'd rather not.