Something Will Rogers Would Have Said
Thursday, August 12, 2010 by Hankers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.
clever..
Reply #5 Thursday, August 12, 2010 8:47 PM
Nice one Hank 
Vote the bums out in Nov.
Glenn Beck 2012 
Reply #6 Thursday, August 12, 2010 9:50 PM
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.
I see bankers are missing from the lying, corrupt bastards list... seems not enough of them see the insides of a courthouse. Pity, that!
Reply #10 Friday, August 13, 2010 11:04 PM
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
1. Even illegal aliens are more intelligent than cows...and can hide.
2. It's badly written....as it is constantly being mis-interpreted.
3. Keeping religion out of the Legal system is fundamental to its equality.
OK....so call me the party-pooper....
Reply #11 Saturday, August 14, 2010 4:35 AM
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
1. Even illegal aliens are more intelligent than cows...and can hide.
2. It's badly written....as it is constantly being mis-interpreted.
3. Keeping religion out of the Legal system is fundamental to its equality.
OK....so call me the party-pooper....
1. That's right, illegal aliens don't leave a trail of cow pats to their front door.
2. Yeah, they've been trying to give it to various nations for years... and nobody wants it.
3. And religion has been ousted from courthouse since moral law was replaced by economic law.
Reply #12 Saturday, August 14, 2010 10:13 AM
Illegal aliens are hiding in plain sight; the administration doesn't want to find them.
Tha American constitution was written by wise men who understood the ways of men, and attempted to construct a way of governance that would limit the ability of tyrants. It is misinterpreted by would-be tyrants who find things that aren't there in order to impose their legal will without the consent of the governed through their representatives.
The Ten Commandments are in fact, laws, not religion. They are excellent laws, and worthy of respect, and belong in a courthouse.
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Reply #1 Thursday, August 12, 2010 7:15 PM
it would be funny if it wasn't so true.......