"Please Let Us Die"
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Saturday, June 19, 2010 by DrJBHL | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
From my fave daily rag "The Onion"
Reply #2 Saturday, June 19, 2010 7:19 PM
That's right!
The conversation around the whale dinner table:
Momma whale: There are starving little whales in the Atlantic! Finish all the oil on your plate or no sardines for you, young whale!
Poppa whale: Whoops. The sardines are extinct, dear.
Momma whale: You know what I mean! People have to pay for that delicious oil! You get it for free and you're whining?!
Young whale: Sheesh! And they wonder why I smoke kelp all the time! PEOPLE?! Where's an effin' Orca when you need one?
Reply #3 Saturday, June 19, 2010 7:20 PM
The whales should strap bombs to themselves and go kamikaze some fishing boats.
Something to look at.
Whales give carbon a bum steer
Reply #4 Saturday, June 19, 2010 7:41 PM
A damned shame I don't own a submarine. I'd sell whales tickets to torp the ships. How about the endless pollution and trash we dump into the ocean: Sewage, chemicals, animal dung...you name it.
Look at it any way you want....we're a blight....and one of these days it'll be "blights out" for humanity.
Reply #5 Saturday, June 19, 2010 8:01 PM
We'd better not kill them all off, I don't think Cpt. Kirk and Spock could save the earth 2 times.
Reply #6 Sunday, June 20, 2010 12:21 AM
Now that's funny right there....
Reply #7 Sunday, June 20, 2010 3:15 AM
Those were humpback whales, not blue whales - duh!
Reply #8 Sunday, June 20, 2010 4:22 AM
Oh yes indeed, stop all naval sonar, no more ocean vessels, and God forbid anymore of the science stuff,,,Geeezzzzzzzz
Reply #9 Sunday, June 20, 2010 5:16 AM
Actually I love the science stuff ... especially when it's used to prevent bad effects of other things we're doing.
Reply #11 Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:20 AM
* OP edited. This article is from The Onion. Just thought it dovetailed nicely with current events. Wish I were talented enough to dream it up.
Link is in the edited OP.
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Reply #1 Saturday, June 19, 2010 7:09 PM
NO! You can't leave! If we have to suffer so do you! Now sit...stay...and eat your oil like a good whale. And stop complaining...some whales starving in the Atlantic..be grateful for your free oil! And have a beer on me!