1. "You Were Always On My Mind" - Willy Nelson

2. 

3. Location, Location, Location.

4. "Why would you think we're horny?"

5. "Try to See It My Way" - Beatles

6. "Health Insurance costs HOW much!?!?"

7. "New Site? Just over there..."

1: Yes, the operation to separate us goes ahead tomorrow.... I'm sick of that little jerk looking over my shoulder all the time.

2: Hmmm, that's handy, a shoeshine that doubles as a commode.  So glad nobody can see my face.

3: Please, make yourself at home... just watch out for the step when going to the outhouse... it's a doozy.

4: So tell me, where do you two keep your 'whatsits'??

5: Yes, you can laugh, but with these glasses I can see around corners, behind me and into the future.

6: Well I'll beeeeeee!!!   And they say that John Holmes was big!!

7: Yes officer, all this happened after starkers went upstairs to use the toilet.

1. It started off as a wart on my butt

2. One of the faceless majority

3. Land prices have gone down so much, even the toll trolls have move up in the world.

4. "Thats right give us ten tin cans or you can not pass" ... the satyr mafia

5. "No sorry I don't see it"

6. Little did she know. Her husband sat the hose to the helium gas bottle on her chair.

Little did I know I'd end up with two of the funniest guys around.   to you both!

1: The operation has been canceled... the surgeon just notified dopey down there that I have all the brains.

2: That's the last time I trust my wife's hair-brained schemes... went too far when she applied hair removal cream to save me shaving.

3: And the fishing is fucking fantastic!!!

4: Hey Cynthia, do you think their pee-pee's are long and woolly like their legs.

5: What!!  You've never seen a philatelist's spectacles before???

6: Yes officer, the flasher was extremely well endowed.

7: My husband is trying to blame this mess on my son's chemistry set, but truth be known, he was upstairs lighting up his farts again.

1. I've always been a head taller than anyone else....

Excedrin....for those special headaches.

3. RedneckDude (missing link) version of Frank Lloyd Wright's "Fallingwater". (link)

 6.

LOL @ 6 ^   Yer a man after me own 'eart... luv it.

And the caption:  'Tell ya what, Sarah, if I'd have known you had such magnificent cleavage, I wouldn't have said all those unkind things about you."

Or, alternatively: "My oh my!  I'm so impressed that I'll be shure ta vote fer you two at the next election."

Don't go overboard, Cap'n. You might make a boob of yerself.

Nah, Doc, I won't be g'wen overboard.... tha last time some fellers frum Greenpeace tried ter save me.

Oh, and another caption.....

"So, Mr. starkers, is there a way I can change your opinion of me.... and perhaps gain your support for my next run to the White House???"

two heads are better than one , well so I am told .

(6)  mmmmmmmmm gawd did you see those

(4) Hun I am taking this one home to mother

1.. Famous for his threesomes-

2..I can sit like this forever and no one can see me.

3..hehe I told the taxman the cheque was in the basement.

4..Why yes, we are horny.

5..He always makes a spectacle of himself.

6..I see dead people.

7..I made curried cabbage for supper.

1: Yes, things have gotten so much easier since that little shit up there trimmed his beard.

2: OK, so have I got the part of The Invisible Man or what?

3: The biggest disadvantage to this place is no off-street parking.

4: If you ladies prefer.... we can get down on all fours.

5: Hehe, reading Playboy was never such fun.

6: I swear, Gloria, his 'appendage' was.... um, thiiiiiiiis long.

7: That's the last time I give Alfonso curried cabbage AND baked beans in the same day.

And for the 'other' 6: OK, then, Mr. starkers, will these take your mind off the infamous bridge to nowhere?

ok so I haven't  captioned  this one but the results speak for them selves

it says

Your Exact Age 62 Years, 3 Months & 130 Days.

age in months: 747 Months

Age in Weeks: 3266 weeks.

Age in Days: 22867 Days

Age in minutes: 32928480 Minutes.

Age in Seconds: 1975708800 Seconds.

You have seen 16 Leap Years.

I went to the Footy the other day and look who I bumped into , you wouldn't credit it would ya

'Struth... sure feels like a 747...

I guess that makes you feel older than you first thought Doc