BREAKING NEWS: From Washington DC

Friday, April 2, 2010 by NetaholicsAnonymous | Discussion: Community

BREAKING NEWS: From Washington DC

Dateline: Today
 

Today, President Barak Obama, in celebration of his Obamacare victory, has announced his new stimulus package in wake of the hugely successful ‘Cash For Clunkers’ program.

Starting today, the new program ‘Economic Relief For The Elderly’, will enhance the lives of the entire population.  Each family will receive $ 10,000 for every elderly family member that they recycle.  Details of drop off locations will be announced in the coming days.  The program will be available to all families, citizens and illegals alike.
  ** Certain restrictions do apply. **

President Obama said, “This incentive is to help our country with the burdening costs of Health Care.  By deporting our elderly population to various struggling countries, we can help those  countries by adding to their populations.  This will replace millions of people who have left those countries to become our illegal aliens or who have lost their lives as terrorist attackers.”

Congress overwhelmingly showed support for the President’s announcement with a majority vote for the Bill.

 

 

 

 

 

 


** The President and members of Congress are exempt from being recycled by their family members.

WebGizmos
Reply #1 Friday, April 2, 2010 2:47 PM

Awesome! I'll trade myself in...collect $10,000 and finally get that vacation! Who's say's this ain't a great country!

DaveBax
Reply #2 Friday, April 2, 2010 3:21 PM

Hiding under the table till the program is over.

teddybearcholla
Reply #3 Friday, April 2, 2010 4:04 PM

Hiding under the table till the program is over.
  aww come on Dave...just think of it, there are a whole bunch of us here that this applies to! Like WG  ( not to be confused with G W!!! ) said, we just trade ourselves in, collect the dough go somewhere for a very long and overdue vacation !!! 

DrJBHL
Reply #4 Friday, April 2, 2010 5:55 PM

NA....you been hittin' that wacky weed again?

I tried recycling NA....they sent me a bill for $10,000!  

DaveBax
Reply #5 Friday, April 2, 2010 7:19 PM

Good idea teddy, I'm all for it. Well doc you have out lasted you recycle period. Pushed your limits so to speak. The rest of us will collect our money and like teddy says, VACATION.

Jafo
Reply #6 Friday, April 2, 2010 7:30 PM

Soylent Green IS people....

NetaholicsAnonymous
Reply #7 Friday, April 2, 2010 7:40 PM

DrJBHL
NA....you been hittin' that wacky weed again?

I tried recycling NA....they sent me a bill for $10,000! 

Medicinal purposes only...

DON'T DO IT!!   I ain't worth the 10 grand.....

As you can probably tell.  I am one SICK PUPPY.....

NetaholicsAnonymous
Reply #8 Friday, April 2, 2010 7:42 PM

Double Post

starkers
Reply #9 Friday, April 2, 2010 7:57 PM

@ NA: that's one pretty well trained dog.  Well, it's the first one I've seen suffering from a hangover that'll upckuck in the toilet.

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