70 Turned Chuck Norris Today
you read that right
Wednesday, March 10, 2010 by natas2 | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
I'm just saying. Anyone have a Chuck Norris-ism they'd like to share? Post it here.
RPGFX
Reply #2 Wednesday, March 10, 2010 3:45 PM
Reply #2 Wednesday, March 10, 2010 3:45 PM
Here's one I made up...
Chuck Norris push mows his lawn...
with a tractor.
WebGizmos
Reply #3 Wednesday, March 10, 2010 4:29 PM
Reply #3 Wednesday, March 10, 2010 4:29 PM
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ There! Now leave me alone! 
starkers
Reply #4 Wednesday, March 10, 2010 7:59 PM
Reply #4 Wednesday, March 10, 2010 7:59 PM
Q: Why is Chucks ass as soft as a baby's bottom?
A: Nobody has ever knocked him on his ass.
Q: Why doesn't Chuck Norris dye his hair in his latter years?
A: He looks in the mirror and growls... any grey hairs that dared to appear jump out.
DrJBHL
Reply #6 Wednesday, March 10, 2010 8:19 PM
Reply #6 Wednesday, March 10, 2010 8:19 PM
Nobody has ever knocked him on his ass.
Bruce Lee was his teacher
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #9 Thursday, March 11, 2010 2:54 PM
Reply #9 Thursday, March 11, 2010 2:54 PM
Does he have a pony-tail and wear sissy beads?
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Reply #1 Wednesday, March 10, 2010 2:31 PM
I was about to post the same notice, natas2...lol.
But if you want Chuck Norris facts, go HERE.
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