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Sunday, February 28, 2010 by DrJBHL | Discussion: Community
Hey folks... add puns, cartoons, jokes....whatever! Time for a few laughs!
PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery..
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head..'
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
16. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
17. A backward poet writes inverse.
18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
Reply #4 Tuesday, March 2, 2010 10:09 AM
Confucius Says;
Man who run in Front of car get tired.
Man who run behind Car get exhausted.
Man with one Chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch butt Should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money.
War not determine who is Right, war determine who is Left.
Wife who put Husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse.
Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there.
Man who live in Glass house should change clothes in Basement.
Man who fish in Other man's well often catch crabs.
Crowded elevator Smell different to midget.
... *DP hopes Doc didn't post this somewhere
Reply #5 Tuesday, March 2, 2010 10:20 AM
He also said
Women who rides bicycle pedals ass around town
Reply #7 Tuesday, March 2, 2010 11:12 AM
Eh...he probably stole it from somewhere else! 
Reply #8 Wednesday, March 3, 2010 6:24 PM
Confucious say....
Knickerless girls should not climb trees.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Woman who fly plane upside down bound to have crack up.
Person who cook potatoes and peas in same pot dirty unsanitary bastard.
Boss who ride with secretary to work on camel don't necessarily get hump
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Reply #1 Sunday, February 28, 2010 8:37 AM
I've taken up cage fighting........ I won my first fight last night.............. That budgie never knew what hit it!!!