YOU KNOW YOU ARE A NETAHOLIC IF...
Saturday, February 13, 2010 by NetaholicsAnonymous | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Your front door mat says "wel.com home"
You start thinking names like damsel, gnome, azz, astro, etc., are normal...and names like john, linda, etc., are weird!
You pick up the phone line whilst it is connected to the net and hear the "schschschsch" sound, You try to communicate with it, and succeed!
Your famous last words are "i'll be off here in just a few more minutes"!
You get serious withdrawl symptoms after being away from the puter for 10 minutes!
You can quote HTML tags and attributes from memory!
You head for the bathroom in the middle of the night and on the way detour to the puter!
You pay for unlimited hours and your ISP tells you that you have exceeded the hour limit!
You end up peeing your pants cause you're afraid you will miss something if you get up from the puter!
When someone asks you for your address you automatically give them your email address!
Your arm is permanetly in mouse clicking position!
You go outside and are surprized that vegetation still exists!
Your friends start to send you get well cards!
You reach for the delete key to hang up on a person!
You suffer withdrawl symptoms if you aren't on the puter daily!
Your butt sticks to the desk chair!
You get up in the middle of the night and make sure you're still securely connected!
You have more friends on-line than off-line!
You call in sick to work to help an online friend deal with a problem caused by another online friend!
You burned down the house with that cigarette in the ashtray!
You wake up and the first thing you do is turn on the puter!
You start writing 
and LOL in your letters in real life!
You can't drink a beer at the end of the day cause your hands are too weak from typing!
You wake up in the middle of the night to check Your e-mail!
You talk more to your puter than your spouse!
Reply #2 Saturday, February 13, 2010 5:18 PM
Happens here all the time NetaholicsAnonymous, par for the course. 
Reply #3 Saturday, February 13, 2010 5:24 PM
Your arm is permanetly in mouse clicking position!
OMG I am doing this right now !!!! 
Reply #4 Saturday, February 13, 2010 5:45 PM
If you marry a girl named Mozilla?
Posted on the other one.
Reply #6 Saturday, February 13, 2010 6:20 PM
i turn my pc on first thing when i get up..........oh dear i think i need HELP 
Reply #8 Saturday, February 13, 2010 7:16 PM
You're sending more than three emails a day to ALL of your contacts and they are all titled "YOU MUST READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!" or "YOU MUST SEE THIS!!!!!!!!!!" or "THIS IS SO FUNNY I WET MY PANTS!!!!!!!!"
and if Uncle Bernie sends me one more batch like that I'm gonna send him a virus.
Reply #9 Saturday, February 13, 2010 8:41 PM
only if the power went off in the night 
Reply #10 Saturday, February 13, 2010 10:02 PM
If you sit up night 
and day
so you can be the first to reply to all new posts even if you don't have the right answer! 
Reply #11 Saturday, February 13, 2010 10:48 PM
and if you say things like "im gonna upgrade my coke" or "defrag the fridge"
Reply #12 Saturday, February 13, 2010 11:35 PM
sometimes I have the right answer
Reply #14 Sunday, February 14, 2010 7:44 AM
It's never turned off.
Reply #15 Sunday, February 14, 2010 8:52 AM
- To true.
You know you are a netaholic when: You have a game plan in place for if the power goes out. #1) Pull out fully juiced laptop and scan for nearby neighbors internet connections. If that fails, then go to #2) Grab keys and take laptop to the nearby Starbux where you get 2 free hours of ISP connection (or if you sit just right in the lower left corner of the store, you can sometimes grab the isp from the nearby real estate office). #3) If those dont work, panic and freak out, calling the PGE hotline every 15 minutes to hear the update of when your power is 'expected' to be fixed.
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Reply #1 Saturday, February 13, 2010 5:13 PM
Sorry for the double post. After waiting about three minutes and nothing happened, I hit the browser stop button and hit the post button again. Not knowing it succeded the first time. Sorry.....