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A Quiz To Prove You're No Thicko!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010 by DrJBHL | Discussion: Community

OK...The great WebGizmos, Dock Maker Extraordinaire brings you this quiz. It's easy. Pass-Fail. No grades assigned...but are you smarter than a cat?

WG sent this to me in an effort to learn me some important stuff. He (read I) failed miserably...but to a great deal of laughter.

I'll Post the answers tomorrow. WebGizmos is not allowed to answer here (he can contribute his usual inane comments). He knows the answers and is a known cheater.

Rules? No Googling/Binging answers. The Doc will know if you cheated.... Oh yeah...Have fun!

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ!
 
(Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!)
 
                     
 Only total thicko's will fail !!
     

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ?
 
2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ?
 
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
 
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ?
 
7) What was King George VI's first name ?

8) What color is a purple finch?
 
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ?
 
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ?
 
 
Remember, you need only 3 correct answers to pass.

OK...I'll relent... the answers are available to those who know how below (ok...left click after the asterisk and drag).

*1) How long did the Hundred Years War last ? 116 years
 
2) Which country makes Panama hats ? Ecuador
 
3) From which animal do we get cat gut ? Sheep and Horses
 
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ? November
 
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ? Squirrel fur
 
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ? Dogs
 
7) What was King George VI's first name ? Albert
 
8) What color is a purple finch ? Crimson
 
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ? New Zealand
 
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ? Orange (of course!)

   
 

bk13GarbageMan
Reply #1 Wednesday, February 10, 2010 10:14 AM

I failed miserably!

DrJBHL
Reply #2 Wednesday, February 10, 2010 10:20 AM

Only by failing miserably can you prove honesty. So..."You Win!"

You can "Collect" your prize at work...we don't deliver, so come pick it up. Only three 15 ft. snow drifts and 3 black ice patches to navigate.  

 

coffeegrinder
Reply #3 Wednesday, February 10, 2010 10:29 AM

Glad to see my standards are not dropping.

Absolute failure ! 

bk13GarbageMan
Reply #4 Wednesday, February 10, 2010 10:39 AM

Only three 15 ft. snow drifts and 3 black ice patches to navigate

That's okay Doc, I've got a salt spreader!

PoSmedley
Reply #5 Wednesday, February 10, 2010 11:11 AM

1. Last Tuesday

2. Mypos

3. My Mother-In-Law if you're real nice and polite.

4. Last Tuesday

5. Horse Feathers

6. My Mother-In-Law

7. Nat

8. Refuse to answer as the question is racist.

9. I thought they were called dingleberries?

10. Stay away from my box!

DrJBHL
Reply #6 Wednesday, February 10, 2010 1:20 PM

Sonofa... Smedley! Where'd you find those answers! I'm telling your mother-in-law. That's the end of your grits 'n Tassoo sausage, son. Back to Quaker's Instant, Carpetbagger!

Congrats to coffeegrinder too.

Fred! You can add pepper too, but it won't help. 

WebGizmos
Reply #7 Wednesday, February 10, 2010 1:25 PM

Po"

Jafo
Reply #8 Wednesday, February 10, 2010 9:13 PM

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ?

Orange. [and the word should fairly be 'colour' as the 'black box' is an Aussie invention]...

HG_Eliminator
Reply #9 Wednesday, February 10, 2010 9:30 PM

1. 5 days 4 hours . 36 min and 16 seconds. Ironically it is exact amount of time it takes Po to install WOW on a pc

2. taiwan...every thing is made in taiwan..

3. the dog that ate him.

4. August, as we all know they start partying early..

5. lamas feet, as we all know camels hair is exculisvely used for awesome dart boards.

6. The rare and long extinct "Island", it was a water loving creature of great girth, long thought to date pangea back in the day..

7. Larry. duh..

8. Grape.

9. the rectum of a asian goose.

10. Who cares? they need to make the plane out of the stuff they make it out of..

DrJBHL
Reply #10 Wednesday, February 10, 2010 10:59 PM

Orange. [and the word should fairly be 'colour' as the 'black box' is an Aussie invention]...

I mentioned earlier that I'd be able to tell who was cheating/googling/binging....excuse me, gougling/binging ... and sorry to say, the author of reply #8 is disqualified.

Jafo: Turn in your thumbs, belly button and imagination.

Doesn't matter where it was invented, smarty pants. The Quiz is American. You lose. Take off your clothing and run around Queensland in a shame/punishment lap. Also write 500 times I will not tell Doc the rules on his thread, and will behave nicely in the future.

a. Professing to know the color and not knowing how to spell the word "color" is pathognomonic of the Fibber Syndrome.

b. Jingoistic pride in inventions activated during horrific disasters is yet another.

c. Knowing the correct answer is the clincher. I also know for certain that you know how to left click and drag. Tsk, tsk. That we should see this dark day (or night, as the case may be).

Bravo HG. You are a fellow know nothing and since Jafo has been disqualified, you are the new Admin. I figure you don't want the job. OK...too bad about all that free Pizza. Jafo's been hiding that perk for years.

HG_Eliminator
Reply #11 Wednesday, February 10, 2010 11:15 PM

Jafo's been hiding that perk for years.

 

even with that perk, it dont pay enough to have to deal with the likes of me on a daily basis.. 

DrJBHL
Reply #12 Wednesday, February 10, 2010 11:40 PM

HG_Eliminator

Jafo's been hiding that perk for years.
 

even with that perk, it dont pay enough to have to deal with the likes of me on a daily basis.. 

G. Marx: "I wouldn't join a club that would have me as a member."

bk13GarbageMan
Reply #13 Thursday, February 11, 2010 10:07 AM

Fred! You can add pepper too, but it won't help.

Are You going to supply it Seth????..........Maybe I should start calling You Dr. Pepper! ....actually, it might help.......if I run out of salt, I could just hide the snow, I bet with enough pepper, I could make it look just like asphalt! 

 

.......btw, love the pic!

DrJBHL
Reply #14 Thursday, February 11, 2010 10:16 AM

LOLZ! OK! 

Use the pepper...it'll make you'll sneeze so hard the drifts will end up in Jersey (that depressing light at the end of the tunnel). 

WebGizmos
Reply #15 Thursday, February 11, 2010 10:37 AM

it'll make you'll sneeze so hard the drifts will end up in Jersey(that depressing light at the end of the tunnel).

Not to mention stinky! stinky! stinky!

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