The year is 1947 and, You are There
Saturday, January 30, 2010 by Philly0381 | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Probably one of the best emails I have received so far this year!!!
The year is 1947
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
Makes you stop and think for a moment, well it did me. 
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Reply #2 Saturday, January 30, 2010 6:26 PM
Oops, a typo, how did that happen.
It's a play on Walter Cronkite's old news program. From 1953 to 1957, Cronkite hosted the CBS program You Are There, which reenacted historical events, using the format of a news report.
Reply #4 Saturday, January 30, 2010 6:49 PM
Only modesty prevents Philly from noting "He Was There". 
Reply #5 Saturday, January 30, 2010 6:53 PM
let's see.............. i voted for bill clinton twice, hillary once in our primary, kerry once, and gore once. i guess that makes me a jackass but i'd rather be called jackass than someone who voted for bushie boy or a ticket with quitter-in-chief palin on it. and it did clear up a few things for me. one being that some mighty good people were born in april of 48.
Reply #6 Saturday, January 30, 2010 7:09 PM
This is just another misinformation smokescreen...every UFOlogist knows that Human\Alien hybrids gestate much quicker than that. 
Reply #7 Saturday, January 30, 2010 9:53 PM
Not sure about the rest of them, but I know Bill Clinton was born in August 1946.
Reply #8 Saturday, January 30, 2010 10:01 PM
thats what THEY want you to think. 
Reply #9 Sunday, January 31, 2010 3:03 AM
It's a play on Walter Cronkite's old news program. From 1953 to 1957, Cronkite hosted the CBS program You Are There, which reenacted historical events, using the format of a news report.
Blame Zubaz 
Reply #11 Sunday, January 31, 2010 4:39 AM
Statistics claim 4 million Americans have been abducted by aliens.
The only thing that suggests to me is the US is populated by lunatics.
Reply #12 Sunday, January 31, 2010 11:21 AM
It's was sent to me as a joke and I posted here in the same vane.
If a joke was based on fact, well it wouldn't be a joke.
I apologize if this offended anyone..
Reply #14 Sunday, January 31, 2010 12:16 PM
I understand it was a joke, but it would have been a much better one if all those people actually were born in April 1948. 
As it turns out, none of them was.
But it would take lots more than that to offend me.
Reply #15 Tuesday, February 2, 2010 3:31 PM
Some people just can't take a joke....I thought it was funny.
Reply #16 Tuesday, February 2, 2010 4:55 PM
It was funny, but in todays PC world we will soon be calling Polish sausage, Sausage that is made in an eastern european country so as not to offend.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me.
Reply #17 Tuesday, February 2, 2010 5:49 PM
Now you DO realize that by showing a picture of Frank with a Cigar AND having the mention of Bill Clinton in the same thread can cause all kinds of things to happen don't you?
Reply #18 Tuesday, February 2, 2010 6:32 PM
Yes, but you can understand why they send them back....
Reply #19 Tuesday, February 2, 2010 8:24 PM
And one million of them actually enjoyed an anal probe. 
That about sums it up.
Reply #20 Tuesday, February 2, 2010 8:33 PM
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Reply #1 Saturday, January 30, 2010 6:21 PM
What is this "Your" and what are/is they/it doing there?
