Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010
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Tuesday, January 5, 2010 by RedneckDude | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Number 10
Life is a sexually transmitted diease...
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for
and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky...
Not really good for anything, but you
when you shove them down the stairs..
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take
And The Number 1 Thought For 2010 :
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"
Reply #3 Wednesday, January 6, 2010 2:38 AM
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.
Ah, so that's why I've gained so much weight. 
No. 11: Sex is like a bank account... you lose interest at the moment of wthdrawal.
Reply #5 Wednesday, January 6, 2010 7:12 AM
I thought you knew that already 
Reply #9 Wednesday, January 6, 2010 9:27 AM
Life is sexually transmitted..
Life is a sexually transmitted disease*
Reply #10 Wednesday, January 6, 2010 10:21 AM
No. 12: Marriage, divorce and alimony are all sexually transmitted... avoid the second two by abstaining from the first, live in sin instead.
Reply #11 Wednesday, January 6, 2010 3:20 PM
Wear condoms to stop its spread.
Reply #13 Wednesday, January 6, 2010 3:54 PM
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.
Ah, so that's why I've gained so much weight.
No. 11: Sex is like a bank account... you lose interest at the moment of wthdrawal.
You're a riot, dude!! 
Reply #14 Wednesday, January 6, 2010 8:47 PM
I try, but banks being what they are these days, I have low interest. I try, gawd knows I try ... even going as far as to stand in line for the really hot teller with a sexy smile and more than ample cleavage... like WOW (hers is the only queue that goes out the door and halfway down the street) yet I'm still reduced to little or no interest and eating sandwiches.
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Reply #1 Wednesday, January 6, 2010 12:02 AM
Haha! On number one