Explicit Advertising on Wincustomize.com

Tuesday, December 15, 2009 by LittleBearJason | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

Today I came across this ad on the site:

 

 

 

Then when you mouse over, you get this:

 

 

I have no problems with these ads, but didnt know they were becoming more direct with words rather then explaining the situation in an alternate form.

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Phoon
Reply #21 Thursday, December 17, 2009 1:00 PM

So, (in for a penny in for a pound) would I be ho, ho, hoed if somebody fingered my sack, tore a hole in it, and my gonads fell out while hanging balls on the Christmas tree in the nude to deliberately upset the nosey neighbour bitch who spies on my place with a f**king telescope in the hope she'll get her jollies off knowing my business???

OMG... i don't know weather to laugh or hurl... 

I DO NOT want to know where you hang your candy canes, what you stuff in your stockings nor what color your tinsel is.

Decking the halls with bowels of holly should not be a spectator sport either without proper attire such as goggles, snorkels and rubber duckie fins. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Elfs just are not safe from a good blast of butt breeze, thus the sheer terror experienced by Santa's crew this time of year has GOT to be enormous. Why.. just the mention of the name Starkers in front of a Christmas elf can have devastaing consequences I suspect.

Has anyone seen my fishnet?

starkers
Reply #22 Friday, December 18, 2009 1:12 AM

You really know how to put the X back into *X-Mas.

What? You didn't think that was deserving of a XXX???  I must be slipping.

OMG... i don't know weather to laugh or hurl...

If you're gonna laugh, share it with us.  If you're gonna hurl, save it in a bucket.  I hear bankers are doing it tough this year (reduced bonuses and all), and donate it to the B.C.D.F. (Bankers Christmas Dinner Fund)

I DO NOT want to know where you hang your candy canes, what you stuff in your stockings nor what color your tinsel is.

TOO BAD!!!  In the absence of Viagra, the candy cane is hung on the doorknob instead. Last year I got into trouble for trying to stuff a lap dancer into a pair of fishnets, so I might give that a miss this year. And the tinsel is ALL green!  Dunno wot happened there, some of it WAS red, gold, silver, etc.  Guess it might've been something in the air.

Decking the halls with bowels of holly should not be a spectator sport either without proper attire such as goggles, snorkels and rubber duckie fins.

I did that one Chrismas, but that's all I had on and the neighbourhood 'Mrs Kravitz' called the cops. 

They didn't take me away, but I had one heck of a job explaining the second 'snorkel'

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Elfs just are not safe from a good blast of butt breeze, thus the sheer terror experienced by Santa's crew this time of year has GOT to be enormous. Why.. just the mention of the name Starkers in front of a Christmas elf can have devastaing consequences I suspect.

Funny you should mention that, I didn't get any Easter eggs this year, either.  Guess my name (and reputation for odious butt belches) struck fear into his earthly being.

Has anyone seen my fishnet?

Yup, I washed 'em after wearing and they should be in your sock drawer.

 

HG_Eliminator
Reply #23 Friday, December 18, 2009 1:21 AM

but I had one heck of a job explaining the second 'snorkel'

tellum ya was planning a trip to Calif and wanted to meet local smog emmisions?

starkers
Reply #24 Friday, December 18, 2009 2:46 AM

tellum ya was planning a trip to Calif and wanted to meet local smog emmisions?

I tried something similar!  Told the investigating officer the second snorkel was actually to take water samples for later testing.

Don't think he was truly convinced, tho.

He said that it looked more like I was truly 'excited' to be going to a fancy dress party. 

HG_Eliminator
Reply #25 Friday, December 18, 2009 2:55 AM

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