RedneckDude, is it something to do with just those two widget packs?

I think I would have stuck this thread in Stardock Support.

hehehe....i've been secretly changing their magazine so i could hoarde them all to myself...'coz i luvvem!

It is like that every month, John. Sometimes it's my work, which is not XP only, also, this is a WC thing, not Stardock support.

Have you tried that new Tookas Lotion? It's great for when things rub you the wrong way.

It's a tookas, Wiz. Not a tooka...lol!!

Actually?   (pronounced "Tah-hat' ". That's the Sephardic and Modern Hebrew pronounciation. If wanting to say in Yiddish, which is Ashkenazi - it is pronounced "Tuh'-chis". The reasons would bore the crap out of you, though.  ) The ' shows syllable accentuated.

And written in Yiddish and Hebrew the same way:

תחת   

Okay, so I have to admit; I didn't know what a tookas was. So I had to find out. Actually, based upon my search, I think it's "tookus," but that's irrelevant.

The definition for tookus and tuchis are the same:

Now Jim, you've really got problems if your butt is chapped! 

Desitin ointment helps.

The etymology is incorrect, though. Toochis comes from Hebrew...it means 'under'. The proper word is 'Yashvan' meaning the part that sits...Lashevet (to sit), Shvitah (a labor strike), Yeshiva (where people sit to learn), heetyashvut (settlement) are some of the words in modern Hebrew which come from shin-vet-tav (שבת) the root ... and the word Shabbat (Sabbath) "The Day of Rest" ... the day G-d ceased his labor: The work of creating the universe.

The magazine isn't the only thing that seems to be stuck in XP mode.  
That doesn't make the site look very up to date.  Whatever happened to the New and Improved WinCustomize   

The new WC is still under construction, and coming along quite swimmingly.

would that be backstroke,

For whoever wants a really good and comprehensive Yiddish Dictionary and Phrase List:

http://www.sillymusic.com/yiddish_dictionary_definitiions.asp 

OP Edit: My Redneck Butt!!! 

I you call your ass a tookus.........you might not be a redneck!

Jim, I suggest Anti Monkey Butt Powder. Click on the container for ordering info...

Hey Tim...it's not "either/or":

You Might be a Jewish Redneck if:

- You think that "KKK" means really really Kosher
- You know what Bracha (blessing) to say when you see a UFO
- You know which brand of grit is Kosher
- You think that a hora is a high priced call girl
- You wear cowboy boots to Temple
- Your favorite Passover snack is spam on a Matzah
- You don't ride on Shabbat because your car is up on blocks
- Your favorite beverage is a combination of Manischewitz and Mountain Dew, also called "Mountain Jew"
- You're disappointed when your son tells you he wants to be a doctor or a lawyer, and not a NASCAR driver
- You think Dolly Parton should have the lead role in Yentl
- You try to catch catfish with Matza Balls
- Gefilte fish is the most solid thing you can eat with your tooth
- Your yard has car parts lying around to Volvo's, BMW's, and Camry's
- Making your first deer is part of your Bar Mitzva's right of passage
- You use a fiddle and a banjo to play Hava Nagila
- You know that Santa Clause and the Elves must be Jewish. Who else would work on Christmas Eve?
- Your Seder plate has a picture of Elvis on it.
- You open the door for Elijah at Passover and have to chase away possums.
- You turn off your bug zapper on Friday night.
- Your Menorah is electric and has bug light bulbs in it.
- You use dynamite in the pond to get gefilte fish.
- You request your Rabbi to certify roadkill as kosher.
- You know how to play Hava Nagila and Hatikva on the banjo.
- You use leftover matzot as skeet targets.
- Your yarmulke (skull cap) says “John Deere” or “NASCAR” on it, or has fishing lures stuck in it.
- Your tallis (prayer shawl) is made from camouflage cloth.
- Your hunting dogs are circumcised and answer to the names of Moshe, Shmuel and Yakob.
- You serve matzoth ball soup in old Cool Whip containers.
- You play drinking games with your dreidel.
- You had a combination Bar or Bat Mitzvah and Wedding.
- Your Chupah (wedding canopy) was a blue plastic tarp from Wal-Mart.
- You wrote your own Ketubah (marriage contract) with permanent marker.
- You order latkes (potato pancakes) at the local waffle house.
- You painted over letters on your Toyota tailgate so it now says OY.
- Your synagogue used to have wheels, but now it’s up on blocks.
- At Passover, a guy named Elijah really does show up.