Time for Some Funnies
Monday, November 9, 2009 by Island Dog | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
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Reply #7 Monday, November 9, 2009 6:14 PM
....why burning your garbage has been outlawed in most towns around here.
Reply #8 Monday, November 9, 2009 8:32 PM
<----for the video!!!
Reply #9 Monday, November 9, 2009 10:49 PM
ROTFL @ garbage fail and beyonce clown. Thanks for the laughs. 
Reply #10 Monday, November 9, 2009 11:35 PM
I actually did the garbage thing, only it was a brushfire in my backyard. I used gas on a hot summer day. The neighborhood started calling me Boom Boom Jim. My wife thought I was dead. It happened at night and she couldn't see me because the corn in our garden was too tall. I didn't hear her yelling for me because I couldn't hear.
My inlaws across the street said they thought a car had hit their house!! I no longer use gas to burn brush! 
Beyonce was hilarious!!!
Reply #11 Monday, November 9, 2009 11:37 PM
Where'd you get the Star Trek pic Doc? That is wild!
Reply #12 Monday, November 9, 2009 11:43 PM
I think we need to have a contest where we actually take pics of ourselves at Walmart and submit them to see who can get the $100 prize first. How ridiculous would you be willing to look for a $100????
Reply #13 Tuesday, November 10, 2009 12:06 AM
(I live in terror that one day I someone is going to post my picture on People of Walmart).
I think we need to have a contest where we actually take pics of ourselves at Walmart and submit them to see who can get the $100 prize first. How ridiculous would you be willing to look for a $100????
These days? I could probably live with myself looking pretty effin' ridiculous -- plus I only shop at Wal-Mart after midnight; there's less of a variety of items to pick from, and you have to put up with the racket of the floor buffer, but there's never a screaming baby, and it's never crowded...most of the other patrons are high (at least my husband assures me they are -- I can't tell the difference between when somebody is high, overtired or just plain stupid). After midnight it's MY Wal-Mart.
Reply #15 Tuesday, November 10, 2009 12:27 AM
I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason took my order first.
"I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."
He
said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can
order for herself."
And then the fight
started...
Reply #16 Tuesday, November 10, 2009 2:20 AM
there was some other good ones in that email too Jafo
Reply #18 Tuesday, November 10, 2009 12:14 PM
steals my pics from Saturday Night Funnies 
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She was my senior year girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And that's when the fight started....
Reply #19 Tuesday, November 10, 2009 2:00 PM
Damned left wing Vulcans never could grow an even moustache.
Reply #20 Tuesday, November 10, 2009 2:43 PM
Actually from an email I got today.... 
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Reply #1 Monday, November 9, 2009 4:02 PM