Ultimate Halloween Decoration
Now available online at Walmart!!
Thursday, October 29, 2009 by RedneckDude | Discussion: Community
A Halloween Decoration to die for! Found in the Outdoor Living dept. One size only...all sales final....cash only. One deposit...No return.

Show your loved ones how much you care with these fine accessories:


And for the deceased....just in case.....

Reply #5 Thursday, October 29, 2009 9:44 PM
Gives "I'm dying to go shopping." a whole new meaning.
That 3 pronged job....could be good for marshmallows/hotdogs if you misplace yer metal rake. 
Reply #6 Thursday, October 29, 2009 9:54 PM
........something just don't sound right about that, I think they will have to set up a whole new department for that stuff.......... of course it would probably be a huge undertaking! ![]()
Reply #7 Thursday, October 29, 2009 9:55 PM
I still can't believe this is real. But it is, Wizard1956 linked me to it, I think his wife found it. And being a redneck, I should know when walmart sells coffins.
Reply #8 Thursday, October 29, 2009 11:03 PM
Just think if they ever have a good sale it's the perfect redneck deal. Buy it while it's cheap and you can line it with plastic and use it for a beer cooler. That way you get to enjoy it before they stick you in it. ![]()
Reply #9 Thursday, October 29, 2009 11:14 PM
Wal mart would sell dead bodies to go in em if they thought they could get away with it.
Reply #10 Thursday, October 29, 2009 11:28 PM
How about a "I never liked the SOB" anyway" Cardboard Edition? $19.95 Walmart Save Money.Live Better.Die cheaper.
Reply #12 Friday, October 30, 2009 12:08 AM
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Reply #16 Friday, October 30, 2009 1:17 PM
Old 55 gallon drums seem adequate to me. I'm sure Jim has one or two around with the sofa in the yard and the refridgerator on the porch.
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Reply #17 Friday, October 30, 2009 8:51 PM
Actually Ed, I have the sofa on ropes in the yard. My Sofa Swing!

Reply #18 Friday, October 30, 2009 8:58 PM

I sure hope that "When she goes" she doesn't choose cremation......or the fat'll really be in the fire. 
Reply #19 Saturday, October 31, 2009 12:07 AM
oh jesus
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Reply #1 Thursday, October 29, 2009 7:20 PM
I heard on the news that Walmart was expanding thier business.
