Mouse balls inspector
It's all about the balls......
Tuesday, October 27, 2009 by teddybearcholla | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Since this is a skinning/graphics/gaming site.....and most everyone uses *mice* , I thought this one needed its very own post!! 
"I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real
memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to
all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of
this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor!
Especially note the last couple of sentences."
"'If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need
a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field
Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure,
replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained
personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by
examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and
harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon
the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the
pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.
Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling
can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement,
the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person
have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge
of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep in mind that
a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer."
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Reply #2 Tuesday, October 27, 2009 2:26 PM
There are occasions when words.....simply fail.
I'd post a very funny squirrel vid, but I'd probably get banned.
a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.
Laughing so hard tears are rolling.
Barb...you've got mail.
Reply #4 Tuesday, October 27, 2009 4:24 PM
Reply #6 Tuesday, October 27, 2009 4:47 PM
OUCH!!!
Reply #9 Tuesday, October 27, 2009 5:25 PM
Being blind is the least of their problems!
You heard the man. Put those things up and quit trying to impress!
Reply #11 Tuesday, October 27, 2009 6:48 PM
good one..
no....microscope's are for moth balls....... 
Reply #12 Tuesday, October 27, 2009 7:19 PM
harder than foreign balls.
Reply #14 Wednesday, October 28, 2009 12:00 PM
This poor little bastard here leaves highly noticeable drag marks in all weather conditions; hence his kind is more than likely endangered because they're so easy to track.
Sure looks happy though, doesn't he?
Reply #15 Friday, November 6, 2009 5:08 PM
Reply #16 Friday, November 6, 2009 5:38 PM
Smilin' like a jackass eating cactus!
Reply #17 Friday, November 6, 2009 5:47 PM
He has small feet though so you know what that means.
Reply #18 Friday, November 6, 2009 6:52 PM
[quote who="angus1949" reply="17" id="2434848"]He has small feet though so you know what that means.
Reply #20 Saturday, November 7, 2009 10:20 PM
And smelly socks. 
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Reply #1 Tuesday, October 27, 2009 2:17 PM
can result in sudden discharge
ROFLMAO