Happy Birthday RedneckDude!
Some party ideas for my friend.
Friday, October 16, 2009 by Wizard1956 | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Invite everyone over for some birthday cake. 
Throw a little roadkill on the grill.
Followed by a few friendly games of horseshoes.
After all that exercise you can relax in the pool and just enjoy your special day.
No matter how you spend your day,I hope you have a great time. 
Reply #23 Friday, October 16, 2009 3:37 PM
Happy Birthday, Jim
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Wanted t'make sho'nuff yo' c'd read it wifout yer glasses.
Reply #27 Friday, October 16, 2009 6:19 PM
One fer yer birfday-
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body: A Frenchman, 72, died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."
"Second body: "Irishman, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Danny Earl, the Redneck from West Virginia, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
Reply #32 Saturday, October 17, 2009 4:47 AM
Glad you had your 'best bib and tucker' on for your birthday..... 
tell me you didn't pour it down her back....

Reply #33 Saturday, October 17, 2009 8:47 AM
Glad you had your 'best bib and tucker' on for your birthday.....
tell me you didn't pour it down her back....
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Reply #21 Friday, October 16, 2009 1:05 PM
Happy Birthday RedneckDude!
