Why men don't live as long as women
Tuesday, October 13, 2009 by teddybearcholla | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
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Reply #42 Sunday, October 18, 2009 4:27 AM
Men might last longer if women went on top more often... 
Reply #43 Sunday, October 18, 2009 4:37 AM
Ah, but my missus is on top all the time... on top of my eccentricities; on top of my peculiar behaviours; on top of my cravings and fantasies.... which means I should live for a very, very long time...
... being I can't/ain't allowed to get involed in any risky business.
Reply #44 Sunday, October 18, 2009 6:49 AM
Those mobility woes really are a problem!
Here's a solution for them...also for the toenails if you leave your shoes and socks off!
Reply #45 Sunday, October 18, 2009 7:15 AM
i love barefoot, im barefoot in the house all day too, when i drive its barefoot, the shoes get kicked off, cant drive properly unless i can feel those pedals under my footsies....i used to wear boots, it was like my uniform, but nowdays i couldnt even be bothered to tie up laces, i still have a brand new pair of army issue boots that i havent even worn yet..........
and besides, if you wear shoes in the house, makes the floor dirty, so no shoes in my house...i love my clean floors.......xx
Reply #46 Sunday, October 18, 2009 8:58 PM
Here's a solution for them...also for the toenails if you leave your shoes and socks off!
Hmmm, Doc, that'd be great.... if'n I could cock me flamin' leg o'er tha blasted thing. 
As fer tha toenails, well tha missus uses one o' them thar new fangled angled grinders...
tho 'er 'ave wored out 'alf a dozen o' them new discs orready.
Reply #47 Monday, October 19, 2009 9:21 AM
Doc....I bet you could make sex sound boring.....
Reply #48 Monday, October 19, 2009 10:16 AM
^ Has nothing to do with sex (the way your evil Ozzie mind means)....natas2 requested facts.
True, though....I suppose I could.....I should be ashamed. But I'm not.
Reply #49 Monday, October 19, 2009 11:22 AM
Ooooh, I love cats, but I can barely finish one.
Reply #50 Monday, October 19, 2009 11:40 AM
Its all a matter of commitment...
Reply #51 Monday, October 19, 2009 10:21 PM
According to jaw muscle moderate pain testing, it turns out that females have varying responses to pain depending on the Estrogen/Progesterone levels (ie..."time of the menstrual month), and the mu-opioid neurotransmitter system response to those levels. When the hormone levels are the lowest, the females were most vulnerable to pain and negative emotions/thoughts were the highest. The opposite was true when the hormones were at their highest levels. The mu-opioid receptors demonstrated on PET scanning were at their highest levels when the hormones were as well. Also, nocioception (the perception of pain) appears to be dependent on rates of dopamine clearance.
Doc....I bet you could make sex sound boring.....
Ah, but that was cleaned up considerably for the forums... Doc's lady friend tells me that he gets right down and dirty when in private.
That reminds me of the Schweppes ad from some years back, and the lion denying that he disliked elephants: "I like elephants alright... I just don't think I could eat a whole one."
I normally don't like ads and pay them no mind, but that one got my attention/tickled my funny bone.
Reply #52 Monday, October 19, 2009 10:43 PM
Just changed my phone number. 
Reply #53 Monday, October 19, 2009 11:14 PM
Don't worry... your real secret is safe with me.
If anybody wants to know that you have a collection of blow-up dolls (one for every night of the week), they're gonna have to beat it out of me with a rolled up bus ticket..
Reply #54 Monday, October 19, 2009 11:34 PM
Yep....Latex Larry. That's me. But you promised never to tell. 
Reply #55 Tuesday, October 20, 2009 12:55 AM
Oops, that wasn't a PM? 
Thing is, I never mentioned what Kind of blow-up dolls they were ... for all anyone knows they could be the type used in parades and the like.
Just as well, then, I never mentioned anything about all the 'Big & Busty' pron.
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Reply #41 Sunday, October 18, 2009 4:25 AM
Same here...cos I'm game to wear my high heels outside anymore... not cos I'm afeared of ridicule, but cos I have arthritis/brittle bones and feel safer with my feet closer to the ground... so they stay in the bedroom closet.
BTW, my high heels (still got 'em from the 70's, and in good nick, too) are cuban heeled... affectionately known as "Beatle Boots" in their day.