Gardening Tools?
Just for laffs!!
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 by RedneckDude | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
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Reply #4 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:32 PM
I didn't think anything was before your time... 
Reply #5 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:09 PM
PDJ (aka Redneckdude) has a truly novel use for his rake....and a real 'mountain' one at that!
Reply #6 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:51 PM
LOL. it said Immoral pleasure seeker. Not Giver. So yes rake would be the appropriate answer.
Reply #7 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 7:05 PM
Before My current occupation I managed the Lawn and Garden/Seasonal dept. of a local home center/hardware store.
I always got a kick out of when they were on sale and people would ask.....where can I find the cheap hoe's.
Reply #8 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 9:20 PM
Hey, "Fred".... They're right over by the lusty rakes. 
Reply #9 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 9:59 PM
LOL Doc! 
........when the soils were on sale and people would comment on how it was a great price, I would say "yeah, it's dirt cheap!" 
Reply #10 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 10:05 PM
........so, I'm over by the insecticides and some guy asks Me if I have anything for termites.........I sent him to the lumber department.
Reply #12 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 10:19 PM
I'm covering for a guy in the paint dept. while he is on a lunch break, a customer says to Me do You mix up paint here, I said "yeah, I give people the wrong colors all the time!"
Reply #13 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 10:24 PM
Actually, if a ho really, really enjoys her job - a whole lot - then she'd be a seeker as well as a giver. But then, that's not right, either... unless she's putting out for free.
Did you hear about the tee-totalling ho... preferred men to liquor. 
Reply #14 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 10:35 PM
I'm covering for a guy in the paint dept. while he is on a lunch break, a customer says to Me do You mix up paint here, I said "yeah, I give people the wrong colors all the time!"
That'll teach me to mix it up with you!
As the chilly Eskimo said, "Could you give me another coat?"
Anything added/said at this point would be like the lady who accidently backed into the buzz saw: Total dis-assed 'er.
Reply #17 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 11:04 PM
That's why I used teh alcohol related speeling... didn't wnat to be too obvious adn have Zubaz cmoe in adn rap me arcoss teh knuckels fro beign rude.
Reply #18 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 11:11 PM
However, there is a good chance that He would have spleled it teh same as You, so You still have a chance at getting that rap!
Reply #19 Wednesday, August 26, 2009 12:09 AM
No one would ever accuse you of that, Cap'n!
How do you like this avatar? Still have a bit o'work to do on the sword.
Reply #20 Wednesday, August 26, 2009 12:12 AM
Oh well, if I'm gonna get a rap 'cross the knuckles... let's hope it's with a wet bus ticket.
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Reply #1 Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:02 PM
he shoulda got the points..