Zubaz on a bus?
Hey, looks like him to me....
Monday, July 13, 2009 by RedneckDude | Discussion: Community
Just funnin ya Zu!!
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Reply #22 Wednesday, July 15, 2009 11:34 PM
*NEWS FLASH*
In news just to hand, a bus on which Zubaz and Jafo were traveling was involved in a minor accident. The driver made a sudden emergency stop and they were tail-ended by a truck. Apparently the driver was distracted by a reflection on the windshield of Zubaz's zebra skin pants and thought he had to make an emergency stop to avoid hitting a pedestrian on a zebra crossing.
The driver later said that he felt so stupid, that he had traveled that route numerous times and should have known there was no pedestrian crossing there. However, he also stated the windshield reflection was very realistic and that it could have happened to anyone.
The city transit authority is now seeking an audience with the mayor to discuss banning zebra skinned pants on public transport to prevent such accidents happening again. Other groups, however, are calling for the banning of zebra skin pants in all public places after a drunk thought he was on a zebra crossing and was almost hit by on-coming traffic. Witnesses say it is a miracle both men were not seriously injured in the confusion.
Meanwhile, while the drunk is cursing Mr Zubaz for causing the incident, Mr Zubaz is wondering how he ended up underneath a drunk in the middle of the street... how on earth he is going the get the alcohol smell out of his clothing before his wife goes ape-shit and accuses him of hitting the bottle again.
Reply #24 Thursday, July 16, 2009 1:05 AM
Not really a news 
Reply #25 Thursday, July 16, 2009 9:49 AM
Yeah, but hey, I may as well spend it lollygagging around as stressing over where my next bowl of curried cabbage is coming from.
Reply #26 Thursday, July 16, 2009 9:54 AM
....while the rest of us stress about where that bowl(and its after effects) is going.
Reply #27 Thursday, July 16, 2009 10:08 AM
I may as well spend it lollygagging around as stressing over where my next bowl of curried cabbage is coming from.
....while the rest of us stress about where that bowl(and its after effects) is going.
Can I get an AMEN! ?????
Immy snuck in for a quick moment from reality.
Reply #28 Thursday, July 16, 2009 10:26 AM
Hehe, reality's a beeetch, ain't it! I'm damned if I know where the next bowl is coming from... and you're stressed that I'll find it.
You get an amen for that... good to see you Immy. 
Reply #29 Thursday, July 16, 2009 10:49 AM
You get an amen for that... good to see you Immy.
yeah....reality is so overrated.... 
Reply #30 Thursday, July 16, 2009 12:18 PM
Hmmm!!! I don't like the way he's looking a Zubaz.
It's quit apparent that he's the guy that just nicked Zu's stripey sports coat!
Reply #31 Thursday, July 16, 2009 8:31 PM
And it's even more overrated when it's really real... I prefer my reality laced with fantasy, myself.
Hmmm!!! I don't like the way he's looking a Zubaz.
It's quit apparent that he's the guy that just nicked Zu's stripey sports coat!
And that striped sports coat would equally be as scary as his hooded black robes... being Gucci once described the zebra skinned sports coat as a fashion statement from Hell... don't think he was too impressed with the pants, either.
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Reply #21 Wednesday, July 15, 2009 12:57 AM
The short bus maybe?