Oh crikey, no... The Ashes - my nerves can't take any more...

Sunday, July 12, 2009 by Fuzzy Logic | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

I've done watching cricket. My nerves are shot to pieces.

After getting hammered by Australia for five days, England have somehow conjured up a draw.

Monty Panesar, the second worst batsman in test match history (that Kiwi bowler, Chris Martin, is worse) managed to hang on for 45 minutes! My granny could bat better than Monty...

Although England were crap, it's Australia who are likely to hit rock bottom. It must be the worst 'loss' ever.

As for my nerves - I haven't stopped shaking yet. Another four matches to go... I'm not going to make it...

 

Help...

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vStyler
Reply #1 Sunday, July 12, 2009 2:57 PM

Could be worse.. u could be in the US and not have access to good Cricket coverage.

Philly0381
Reply #2 Sunday, July 12, 2009 3:03 PM

vStyler
Could be worse.. u could be in the US and not have access to good Cricket coverage.

Is there such a thing as 'good Cricket coverage'? 

MadDeez
Reply #3 Sunday, July 12, 2009 3:03 PM

i hear crickets every night here. somebody once told me they are great fishing bait. since i'm not a fisherman, i can't really attest to that, though.

sAARGe
Reply #4 Sunday, July 12, 2009 4:41 PM

To be honest English side isnt stronger than aussies ..... They need atleast Pieterson, Strauss and Cook in good form ...

vStyler
Reply #5 Sunday, July 12, 2009 4:47 PM

John, love ur avatar

storm347
Reply #6 Sunday, July 12, 2009 5:25 PM

IAmPas
i hear crickets every night here. somebody once told me they are great fishing bait. since i'm not a fisherman, i can't really attest to that, though.

crickets ?i didn't know we had crickets here at wc 

 

 

MadDeez
Reply #7 Sunday, July 12, 2009 7:46 PM

it is a reasonable facsimile. well, it is except for the round face, triangular eyes, red hair, red nose, and funny mouth.

Gammeldansk
Reply #8 Sunday, July 12, 2009 8:16 PM

5 days to play a game!!! Could be worse - u could be watching two sloths playing ping pong. (Hope John Bull's side wins!)

ShelbyGT_The_Car
Reply #9 Sunday, July 12, 2009 8:43 PM

Grab a cold one there Fuzzy and hang in there...

    You will make it; I almost bet ya!

                   

Jafo
Reply #10 Sunday, July 12, 2009 8:45 PM

I didn't get to see much of it....it's typically on when I'm either asleep, online here dealing with complaints or watching Formula One.

It looks like the English should Knight their tail enders....at least they can save a game their openers were losing for them.

What happens in the rest of the series depends on who really is demoralised by the first test result....and the way it was played out.

 

Meanwhile....the FIA had to dig up and dust off the Aussie flag for Mark Webber....the first Aussie to win a GrandPrix in 28 years.  Both were/are in my career as an Official...but sadly neither was at our own GP.

Maybe next time...

starkers
Reply #11 Sunday, July 12, 2009 11:04 PM

I didn't get to see much of it.

Me either, but I read on yahoo 7 this morning that sooky Ponting spat out his dummy so's he could have a good ol' whine about the Poms wasting time.

What a baby!!!  In the same position (fighting for a draw), Ponting has resorted to whatever tactics he could so as not to face an outright defeat.  Never liked Ponting... he's immature and needs to grow up and stop bursting into tears when things don't go his way. 

Cricket is a man's game, it's not for whiny assed cry babies who blame the opposition for their team's inability to take outright points.

 

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #12 Monday, July 13, 2009 12:42 AM

Ponting is the reason the Aussies didn't win. It's some of the worst captaincy you'll see. Why put on a part time bowler (North) when you desperately need a wicket to win? Surely Monty would not last two overs against someone like Hilfenhaus or Siddle?

But England are going to have to wake up. This record of losing the first test of a series, going back four years, has only recently been halted. But by the look of this performance, not eradicated.

Me either, but I read on yahoo 7 this morning that sooky Ponting spat out his dummy so's he could have a good ol' whine about the Poms wasting time.

What a baby!!! In the same position (fighting for a draw), Ponting has resorted to whatever tactics he could so as not to face an outright defeat. Never liked Ponting... he's immature and needs to grow up and stop bursting into tears when things don't go his way.

Cricket is a man's game, it's not for whiny assed cry babies who blame the opposition for their team's inability to take outright points.

Yep. What happened is Anderson changed his gloves, then in the next over spilled a drink on his new gloves so needed another new pair. Because the dressing room didn't know what he wanted (they would assume it wasn't gloves), they sent out the twelfth man and physio. Nothing sinister there, just a little confusion.

starkers
Reply #13 Monday, July 13, 2009 1:27 AM

Yep. What happened is Anderson changed his gloves, then in the next over spilled a drink on his new gloves so needed another new pair. Because the dressing room didn't know what he wanted (they would assume it wasn't gloves), they sent out the twelfth man and physio. Nothing sinister there, just a little confusion.

It wouldn't have mattered whether there was anything sinister or not, Ponting is a cry baby who would have whined anyway... that's what he does.  I recall a game in India where the Indians were fast chasing down the Oz total, and every time their batsmen hit a four/more than one, Ponting looked as if he was going to burst into tears.

In that test, Ponting tried to force a draw by holding up his bowlers with long tactical discussions, between and during overs, thus slowing down the over rate in a game where the result may very well have been affected by bad light.  So yeah, I find his whining in this instance not only hypocritical, but also a case of sour grapes.

BTW: India went on to win that game comfortably and Australia was fined part of its match fee for a slow over rate... so yeah, it's a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

Jafo
Reply #14 Monday, July 13, 2009 1:50 AM

Yep. What happened is Anderson changed his gloves, then in the next over spilled a drink on his new gloves so needed another new pair. Because the dressing room didn't know what he wanted (they would assume it wasn't gloves), they sent out the twelfth man and physio. Nothing sinister there, just a little confusion.

That what happened?...

That's not confusion...that's plain bloody clumsy....

...and ever so convenient....

starkers
Reply #15 Monday, July 13, 2009 2:41 AM

...and ever so convenient...

Like ponting never used distractions to his convenience???

Besides, this wouldn't be the first time That Ponting failed to take the game by the scruff of the throat and ram home an emphatic victory. Bowling part-timers at the death, when wickets are crucial to winning or losing, has been Ponting's weakness as a captain on more than one occasion... and if the Poms took advantage of that then more power to them. Ponting has nobody to blame but himself... a change of gloves did NOT lose him the game... he DIDN'T Win it!!!

Jafo
Reply #16 Monday, July 13, 2009 2:53 AM

starkers...Ponting can be forgiven for 'losing it' as you claim....he's leading and representing Australia in one of the oldest contests around...while his grandfather died here in Oz.

If and when we end up with 4 wins and a draw/no-result I'm sure you'll just say "yes, but he's still a prick".

He actually has a pretty bloody good record of wins vs losses, seeing Australia to the top of the rankings in any form of the game.

Then again, I'm sure you can do a better job of it....if you could only just get out of that armchair......

 

starkers
Reply #17 Monday, July 13, 2009 5:08 AM

If and when we end up with 4 wins and a draw/no-result I'm sure you'll just say "yes, but he's still a prick".

So you got the impression I don't like Ponting?

Then again, I'm sure you can do a better job of it....if you could only just get out of that armchair.....

Ah yes... if only I could... and were still young/fit enough.  Yup, I was a pretty mean fast bowler back in my day... best figures of 5 for 7 (County Cricket) and possibly could have played for England if I'd hung around there long enough. 

I did play some district cricket in Brissy in the early 70's, but a bike prang put an end to my aspirations to state level... possibly further

Who knows, had I not become mobility challenged/unable to bowl express???

As for not liking Ponting... well let's just say it's more a personal thing than... um, 'qualifications'.  However, it is sad that he lost his grandfather while overseas... condolences to he and his family.

DrJBHL
Reply #18 Monday, July 13, 2009 5:50 AM

Next time up for the Diazapam Channel....pumps out a tranquilizer. Right next to Xanaxovision on the dial.

Hang in there...things might get 'sticky' at the wicket.  

sAARGe
Reply #19 Monday, July 13, 2009 10:52 AM

For me Ponting is still a great captain ..... the difference is there are not more McGrath, Gilchrist and Hayden

Jafo
Reply #20 Monday, July 13, 2009 11:32 AM

the difference is there are not more McGrath, Gilchrist and Hayden

...and Warnie.....though that means at least their Sheilas are safe....

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