Riddle Me This

Riddle of the day....

Friday, May 29, 2009 by RedneckDude | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

 

Can you solve this puzzle?

 

You are riding on a beautiful white horse.

On your left side is a drop off.

On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.

In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.

Behind you is a stampede of horses.

What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

 

For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.

*Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.*

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DrJBHL
Reply #121 Sunday, June 28, 2009 6:25 AM

starkers
A wooly jumpsuit?

That's as as close as what dammit is to cussing... wooly jumper (pullover), so take first prize.  Now brace yousrelf while I pucker up.


Wasn't really the answer...he'd have agreed wiv anyfing jist ter gitcha ter pucker up. 'es an ol' Pyrate 'e is.

 

OK...who's got the answer to these?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

IROKONESS
Reply #122 Monday, June 29, 2009 1:22 PM

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?


In his boots

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