Riddle Me This

Riddle of the day....

Friday, May 29, 2009 by RedneckDude | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

 

Can you solve this puzzle?

 

You are riding on a beautiful white horse.

On your left side is a drop off.

On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.

In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.

Behind you is a stampede of horses.

What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

 

For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.

*Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.*

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DrJBHL
Reply #101 Sunday, June 21, 2009 8:02 PM

Bichur
Trolls having a different life span, I seem to recall that one during my youth...

Peruke or periwig if you will

 

 

Nope....a wig.

IROKONESS
Reply #102 Sunday, June 21, 2009 8:09 PM

Ok, how's about blinking,,,,or please say it isn't turning on a light?

Bichur
Reply #103 Sunday, June 21, 2009 8:12 PM

Nope....a wig.

 

ummm...

 

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/peruke

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/periwig

Bichur
Reply #104 Sunday, June 21, 2009 8:20 PM

Orright: what is bi-coloured and says: "Now you see me, now you don't; now you see me, now you don't; now you see me, now you don't?

a Zebra

DrJBHL
Reply #105 Sunday, June 21, 2009 8:43 PM

Bichur
Nope....a wig.

 

ummm...

 

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/peruke

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/periwig

Too high falootin' for an old guy like me.  for Bichur!

starkers
Reply #106 Sunday, June 21, 2009 9:23 PM

a Zebra

Correctamundo... a zebra on a zebra crossing.

Ok, how's about blinking,,,,or please say it isn't turning on a light?

Sorry, pumpkin, but Bichur nailed it... better luck next time.

Orright: who can legally marry his mother but not take a wife?

Bichur
Reply #107 Sunday, June 21, 2009 9:25 PM

A Priest

starkers
Reply #108 Sunday, June 21, 2009 11:37 PM

A Priest

Correct!

Also a celebant who wants to take somebody else's wife home rom the ceremony.

Orright: if 2 + 2 =5 and you take the short bus to school on Wednesday, what is the lesson of the day?

Bichur
Reply #109 Sunday, June 21, 2009 11:45 PM

42

Bichur
Reply #110 Monday, June 22, 2009 12:10 AM

fuzzy math

starkers
Reply #111 Monday, June 22, 2009 12:17 AM

fuzzy math

Ist prize... take a fluffy toy of your choice from the top shelf.

RedneckDude
Reply #112 Saturday, June 27, 2009 10:52 PM

bump?

 

IROKONESS
Reply #113 Saturday, June 27, 2009 11:04 PM

What do you get if you cross a Vampire with Jack Frost?

Bichur
Reply #114 Saturday, June 27, 2009 11:06 PM

my exwife?

 

 

she was one extremely cold bloodsucking little....

IROKONESS
Reply #115 Saturday, June 27, 2009 11:22 PM

close

starkers
Reply #116 Saturday, June 27, 2009 11:30 PM

What do you get if you cross a Vampire with Jack Frost?

A spine chilling hickey that leaves you with frostbite?

my exwife?



she was one extremely cold bloodsucking little....

Now that's not very nice, Bichur...

... I'm not at all impressed, that you'd go and steal my line/answer like that.

IROKONESS
Reply #117 Sunday, June 28, 2009 1:09 AM

Frostbite it is starkers.  To you I send a keess

starkers
Reply #118 Sunday, June 28, 2009 1:59 AM

Frostbite it is starkers. To you I send a keess

Hehe, I got it... pucker up, baby.  

OK, what do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

IROKONESS
Reply #119 Sunday, June 28, 2009 2:10 AM

A wooly jumpsuit?

starkers
Reply #120 Sunday, June 28, 2009 4:59 AM

A wooly jumpsuit?

That's as as close as what dammit is to cussing... wooly jumper (pullover), so take first prize.  Now brace yousrelf while I pucker up.

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