Riddle Me This
Riddle of the day....
Friday, May 29, 2009 by RedneckDude | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Can you solve this puzzle?
You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.
*Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.*
Reply #102 Sunday, June 21, 2009 8:09 PM
Ok, how's about blinking,,,,or please say it isn't turning on a light?
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Reply #103 Sunday, June 21, 2009 8:12 PM
ummm...
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/peruke
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/periwig
Reply #104 Sunday, June 21, 2009 8:20 PM
a Zebra
Reply #106 Sunday, June 21, 2009 9:23 PM
Correctamundo... a zebra on a zebra crossing.
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Sorry, pumpkin, but Bichur nailed it... better luck next time. ![]()
Orright: who can legally marry his mother but not take a wife?
Reply #108 Sunday, June 21, 2009 11:37 PM
Correct! ![]()
Also a celebant who wants to take somebody else's wife home rom the ceremony. ![]()
Orright: if 2 + 2 =5 and you take the short bus to school on Wednesday, what is the lesson of the day?
Reply #111 Monday, June 22, 2009 12:17 AM
Ist prize... take a fluffy toy of your choice from the top shelf. ![]()
Reply #113 Saturday, June 27, 2009 11:04 PM
What do you get if you cross a Vampire with Jack Frost?
Reply #114 Saturday, June 27, 2009 11:06 PM
my exwife?
she was one extremely cold bloodsucking little....
Reply #116 Saturday, June 27, 2009 11:30 PM
A spine chilling hickey that leaves you with frostbite?
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she was one extremely cold bloodsucking little....
Now that's not very nice, Bichur...
... I'm not at all impressed, that you'd go and steal my line/answer like that.
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Reply #118 Sunday, June 28, 2009 1:59 AM
Hehe, I got it... pucker up, baby.
OK, what do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? ![]()
Reply #120 Sunday, June 28, 2009 4:59 AM
That's as as close as what dammit is to cussing... wooly jumper (pullover), so take first prize. Now brace yousrelf while I pucker up.
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Reply #101 Sunday, June 21, 2009 8:02 PM
Peruke or periwig if you will
Nope....a wig.