HEY! curry is my favorite food, quit mocking it or.....

Ok, fine, I'll stink about it

oooooo that could have splinters on it best make sure that you sand it down first 

*LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Due to the completely deplorable lack of discipline a certain Piratical member has shown by posting his question in an open to the public eye rather than in a  'blind' Medical Advice Thread by email/pm, he can no longer claim medical confidentiality.

1. If such sphincter surgery were performed, it would violate the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, for one and secondly would probably kill you, Captain. I mean, think about it: Closing off the only path of decompression would cause the obliteration of Australia, Micro and Macronesia, Indonesia and The Bismark Archipelago, Bikini Island, Sumatra and Iwo Jima along with Papaete. In fact, the ensuing Tsunami would probably end all life on earth except for 2 cockroaches in the far north of Norway, and some blind, deaf and concussed monstrosities in the Marianas Trench. The shock wave will shatter the moon and alter the Earth's orbit as well as causing adjustments in the orbits of our neighboring planets. It would probably reach the Klingons circling Uranus.

2. Yes, you'll bark less, but when you do bark, it will signal the end of life on Earth. It will, in a very apropos way be "Gabriel's Trumpet" and will cause the End of Days (nights too) AND The End (from starkers' "end").

One might therefore correctly reason that the most deadly weapon of mass destruction would be a small needle and relatively short length of thread required to sew up that "Avenue of Decompression" (located not far from the Boulevard Desanus).

So far we got a wall, a start button and a wall......whose for the 'weather' widget. Hint...it should be specially shielded with three layers of mylar sandwiched between alternate layers of kelvar #7. Todo list is a must. Event list is optional because after the first event Earth may no longer be here. ET will probably hit us with a fine for stinking up the cosmos though.

BTW......newegg has a special on sphincter inserts for the hard to fit. They come with a side bottle to store anti-curry plasma for those moments of unexpected mass ejections. 

I think we still have gasssss

Yes, I have no life and take entirely to many pain killers.

Start Button:

Thats not gas its one of those new air-powered vibrators   Just check the facial expression. 

I dare u to make that blind.

The start menu is truly awesome. You've got the right...shall we say...aromatic sense

Seriously though it looks really good. And believe it or not I think it has real potential as a blind. I especially like the head in the gas mask. Cool!

Sorry...I was turning the start button into a transparancy.

Hey V... make a task bar.... green?

taskbar is nothing but a rectangle, I'm almost positive Po can handle that.

Nah that was the last of the gass coming out with  extra choke

OK, then, the surgery is out!  How about a plastic funnel of sorts.... and would it aggravate my haemhorroids? 

It would seems so... but she obviously doesn't eat curried cabbage.... the gas cloud isn't green.  Oh, and with all that extra choke, one would imagine the skid marks are gonna be huge.

I'm just a bit curious here, v.... from what I hear, those air powered vibrators are still in alpha and have only been realeased to select testers, you wouldn't happen to be one of them, would you????   More to the point, do they work better than battery powered?  Just asking cos I could use something effective and cheap to run to massage my gall bladder when it acts up.

Nice work, PO!

I see a face in that cabbage, Doc.

Yep...that was the point...Alien Face Cabbage Button, or perhaps a new superhero? We'll never know. Smedley ate it.

Seeing faces in cabbages isn't that odd, Lady X, if you stare long enough:

starkers...they also have a hybrid version. Either a 'plug-in' or...one with an 8 x 4 solar panel for outdoor sports.

DRJBHL...Alien Face Cabbage for the user pane? Who can we get to pose for the avatar