Kitten Currency

Monday, May 4, 2009 by Fuzzy Logic | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

With the world economic crisis destroying what little value our money has, and banks making a hash of our finances, it seems to me now is the time for an alternative.

Enter Kitten Currency. Everything has a kitten value and all you do is exchange goods/services for kittens.

No more greedy banks, no more inflation, no more exchange rate fluctuations. All you have are nice, furry, friendly kittens. And the more you keep them, the more they grow - much better than bank interest rates.

If you dream of winning the lottery when you go to bed, you can dream of kittens instead. What could be nicer?

The world would be a much better place without money, and an even better place full of kittens.

vStyler
Reply #1 Monday, May 4, 2009 6:59 AM

I want some of whatever your on.

Wizard1956
Reply #2 Monday, May 4, 2009 7:02 AM

It's too late. The economy has already gone to the dogs.

superman
Reply #3 Monday, May 4, 2009 7:03 AM

Somewhat confuzzled idea but it has some good points... greedy banks...

No more greedy banks, no more inflation, no more exchange rate fluctuations.

Awareness post Fuzzy

PoSmedley
Reply #4 Monday, May 4, 2009 7:07 AM

If you dream of winning the lottery when you go to bed, you can dream of kittens instead. What could be nicer?

 

DrJBHL
Reply #5 Monday, May 4, 2009 7:09 AM

The system works really well in Chinese Restaurants.

 

superman
Reply #6 Monday, May 4, 2009 7:13 AM

I fear of rats, kittens and dogs.

Vampothika
Reply #7 Monday, May 4, 2009 7:15 AM

i found a little kitten yesterday who strayed too far from his home....so i took him home, gave him some fish, and milk then he slept in my lap for an hour before i had to take hiim back to his mother (i know where they live)......id have kept him, but we arent allowed pets and he is from a stray cat family ........still broke me heart though

 

I LOVE CATS (specially kittens!!)

Skinhit
Reply #8 Monday, May 4, 2009 7:43 AM

I think my car is worth one kitten

Nimbin
Reply #9 Monday, May 4, 2009 9:40 AM

if i could change my money for kittens that would be the most pussy i ever had. I Know, bad joke.

 

*slinks back into the corner*

ZubaZ
Reply #10 Monday, May 4, 2009 9:44 AM

ZubaZ waits for whuffie

DrJBHL
Reply #11 Monday, May 4, 2009 1:46 PM

Skinhit
I think my car is worth one kitten

I know it is. 

superman
Reply #12 Monday, May 4, 2009 1:51 PM

I think my car is worth one kitten

Haha I can give you 20 kittens for 10 real cars. How will you store kitten currency in your purse?

DrJBHL
Reply #13 Monday, May 4, 2009 2:21 PM

Here's a little something for the "interest" from your new currency.

 

Imzadi
Reply #14 Monday, May 4, 2009 5:34 PM

Somebody's been watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #15 Tuesday, May 5, 2009 2:39 AM

I'll raise you a tabby...

starkers
Reply #16 Tuesday, May 5, 2009 6:00 AM

Enter Kitten Currency. Everything has a kitten value and all you do is exchange goods/services for kittens.

A nice idea, but it's nothing new.  People have been bartering animals for centuries to obtain goods and services....

Farmers worldwide have been bartering pigs and chickens...

Red Indians exchanged buffalo...

The Ancient Egyptians traded cats and dogs both large and small...

And the oldest profession has been trading pus..... er, you know wot I mean, since the dawn of time.

 

I'll raise you a tabby...

Well I'll raise you two moggies and see your tabby.

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #17 Tuesday, May 5, 2009 7:36 AM

The only downside to kitten currency is the temptation to eat the profits

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #18 Tuesday, May 5, 2009 7:38 AM

OK, site is acting funny. Why does the D icon keep changing to 'smile'???

DrJBHL
Reply #19 Tuesday, May 5, 2009 8:00 AM

OK, site is acting funny.

LOL.

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