In the News 4/27
Its Monday
Monday, April 27, 2009 by vStyler | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Ok, so same as last week, captions or commentary on the pictures that made the news this week.
Label them accordingly. 
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Reply #2 Monday, April 27, 2009 6:35 PM
A. Sucky sucky..
B. I need a 1/2 gallon of Jose Deero.
C. Latest member of the Mexican Mafia.
D. We're all in America, come back later. (Don't mean to sound racist on this one.. If you think I do, deal with it.)
E. Wasn't the nude beach at the last light and a left?
F. Setting Guinness World Record for "Crossing Swords"
Reply #3 Monday, April 27, 2009 6:46 PM
A- Come to my club, baby.
B- Iff'n we're reeeal quiet lahk, maybe theys won't move, Ji-yim.
C- Dr. Sanjay, take off the Sombrero: We dress the same eeen the O.R. as you Gringos.
C- CNN's New Show: "Paging Dr. Sanjay Sanchez"
D- Hey! Not All At Once! (The sign reads "Return Flights to Mexico")
E- "You Wanna Park That Where?"
F- "Taken Just One Hour Before Going To The Bath House".
F- "Do you think anyone noticed we have no pants on?"
Reply #4 Monday, April 27, 2009 6:50 PM
A: I don't care what they say, this is no substitute for breast.
B: Jagermeister model auditions.
C: Jalepeno breath?
D: "Not a creature was stirring...not even a mouse."
E: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...but eventually you have to go home.
F: Remember when we said "Yes, we can?" PSYCH!!
Reply #5 Monday, April 27, 2009 6:55 PM
A: Who you calling "Sucker"?
B: What can we get for two bucks?
C:It's time for Stinko-De Mayo!
D: The line at the food court after the health inspector left.
E: Can I get some change for the meter? I seem to have left my wallet at home.
F:You're supposed to hold up one finger,you moron.
Reply #11 Monday, April 27, 2009 8:06 PM
A. this thing sucks!
B. Damn right we need cup holders!
C. I wonder if this makes my butt look fat?
D. Headlines! US cancels all benefits for illegal aliens.
E. Officer! I was mugged by a group of drunk politicians!
F. hahahaha!.......hey guys........you remember the 2 deer that were in line ahead of us?
Reply #12 Monday, April 27, 2009 8:17 PM
Reply #13 Monday, April 27, 2009 9:14 PM
C:It's time for Stinko-De Mayo!
Reply #14 Monday, April 27, 2009 9:49 PM
Good job everyone.. why do I get the feeling next week all 6 will be pig flu pics 
Reply #15 Tuesday, April 28, 2009 12:18 AM
A. Damn that was tasty! Tasted like chicken! Even came on a stick!
B. What do you mean NO car NO service!?
C. Ok! Who ate the Refried Beef Bean & Egg burritos without the hot sauce to kill the smell!!
D. Damn! When I said head for the border they took that shit literally!
E. Go ahead and touch It....you know you want to!
F. We told you Bill....you have to inhale stupid!
Reply #16 Wednesday, April 29, 2009 1:09 AM
A; Pacifier! What pacifier? This is the tit I use when I haven't got a tit.
B: Quick, two scotch on he rocks before Sarah Palin gets herewith her hunting rifle!
C: In news today, Mexican authorities discover a man who faints at the smell of his own farts.
D: To all passengers flying Mexican airlines today... joining the 'mile high club' in the forward bathrooms is forbidden.
E: When asked by police: "What as?", the man on his way to a fancy dress party with a potato on his penis replied: "As a dicktater!"
F:I don't care what you guys say, there will be NO Monica-like incidents in the Oval Office on my watch!
Reply #17 Friday, May 8, 2009 2:53 AM
hahahahahaha!.........you remember the 2 deer that were in line ahead of us?
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Reply #1 Monday, April 27, 2009 6:29 PM
B - Oh Deer
C - Yes! here..even the doctors wear Sombrero's
E - Where do you suggest I put the citation officer?
F - Smile.. we're all rich and your not.
B- Two deer walk into a bar.. Bartender says (someone finish this off
)
D - Some one opened the Airport doors and In flew Enza
(Stolen from Sydneysiders*)