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Reply #442 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 4:03 PM
Crikey! I just woke up and WOW, you guys have been busy, awesome pics everyone lol
Reply #444 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 4:47 PM
HEHEHE here's a funny link, write you're own award acceptance speech HERE
Here's how mine turned out
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly conjugate verbs! I feel so surgically enhanced! And this statue - it's so Yul Brenner! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest AA meetings, I never would have frantically prayed that this could ever help me get laid so much. And to the other suck-ass nominees, I want each of you to know how totally vindicated your crushing defeat makes me feel right now!
You know when they first told me I was n't blonde enough, I just had to take an epidural and obsess about how freakish my thighs have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda cheap
You know, there are so many blood-sucking leeches to thank! First off though, I want to bitch slap the self-congratulatory circle jerks of the Academy, who looked deep within their wallets before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Charleton Heston, for being such a powerful force in my loins. And to the hooker with the heart of gold, who taught me to take life by the balls. And finally, to all the Producers I slept with - I couldn't have done it without you!
Thank you America, and good night!
Reply #446 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 6:09 PM
Heres mine.....
mrs starkers's Acceptance Speech for the Outstanding Achievement in Gaffing Oscar:
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly believe this! I feel so blessed! And this statue - it's so Yul Brenner! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to know that even in my wildest pool parties, I never would have imagined that this could ever happen to me. And to the other super-amazing nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your lackluster applause makes me feel right now!
You know when they first told me I was a God on Earth, I just had to take a Carnival Cruise and brag about how generous my fans have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda special
You know, there are so many obsequious exploitative agents to thank! First off though, I want to thank the senile old bats of the Academy, who looked deep within their Magic 8-Balls before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Charleton Heston, for being such a powerful force in my life. And to the People Under the Stairs, who taught me to take life by the fifth of bourbon. And finally, to all the sycophantic talk show hosts - I couldn't have done it without you!
Thank you America, and good night!
Reply #447 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 6:21 PM
LMAO!!! Nice one!!
I've gotta find that old link I had for the online Conspiracy Theory generator, it was fantasic!!!
Reply #449 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 6:37 PM
NO Doc, it's ok, I didn't expect that from anybody, I am still in shock, and I love all you guys, you should know that by now, I live here, I never move from this place - literally lol
Reply #450 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 6:55 PM
Anybody see that old reprobate pirate Cap'n starkers around 
Reply #451 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 6:59 PM
No, come to think of it, he's been AWOL all day
Reply #452 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:12 PM
Nope....Heeeeeeeeeerrrrreesss ......... starkers!
Reply #453 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 8:54 PM
Awww, You guys are "The wind beneath my wings". And I mean BBQ wings, and your making em taste like shit with all this farting.
Reply #455 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 10:41 PM
Where the hell is Starkers? Did he run out of gas? Never mind, no such luck for Shuanna.
Reply #456 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 10:53 PM
Kinda worrying him not being here, I mean, he's ALWAYS here.. where the heck is he
mrs starkers, you around dear??
we are gettin' worried here!
Reply #458 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 11:58 PM
Never fear tha Cap'n , he is in the building!!!!! mmmm come to think of it we better fear him because of his farts .....FEAR THE FARTS 
Reply #459 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 11:59 PM
THERE you are!!!!!! is everything ok?????
Oh, Ed said to tell starkers he's a wanker
Reply #460 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 11:59 PM
no need to fear I am here.
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Reply #441 Tuesday, January 6, 2009 3:37 PM