ehehehe, dang, trying to laugh but can't muster the energy, too mad at this PHONE

2 megapixel my ass, a phone I had 8 years ago took better pics than that, and it didn't even HAVE a camera

Don't get mad... get even!  Take off its back, get a camera and take nude photos of it until it learns to take pics properly.

But yeah, I know what you mean.  I hate it when things don't work properly, or work as they're advertised to... that's when I cuss, swear and get irate as well... then I take it back to the store and ask how I get it out of the box.

Thing is starkers, my 6131 broke in half, that's ok, could get that fixed, but the memory cards are gone and they were probably vacuumed up, or eaten by Pebbles , and they had ALL my cat video's on them

Man, this phone blows goats

Well you know what you have to do, then... watch for when Pebbles 'goes' then dig it up.

Don't say that... you'll have them beating a path to your door.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey you're right, I think I see Doc

Hey it would make for an interesting X-ray at the Vet's.. I still have some uhh.. video's of the ex on those ram cards

Oh hey, we strayed WAY off the fart topic here man, so here!

in keeping with thing's

Believe it or not, I NEVER stray off the fart topic... but then you already knew that.

As for the videos of your ex, unless there's some blackmail material you wanna keep for future reference,  Pebbles might've done you a favour.

I never kept any photos of my ex... couldn't stand the thought so gave 'em to my rotty to rip to shreds.  Can't say as I blame him, though, for not wanting to put 'em in his mouth... she left a sour taste in mine.

I know what you mean starkers, I found a pic on my pc the other day of my husband, and I took a good look and thought, 'You UGLY prick!'    that's what you get when you marry out of your species 

Your ex is ugly?  My ex is so ugly she curdled the milk... nextdoor.  Yeah, I was going to take her to see the running of the bulls in Spain for the honeymoon, but the Spanish Government wrote and asked me not to... they wanted the bulls running the streets, not out of town. 

She had her appendix out and the surgeon assured me that she was just as ugly on the inside... ha, like I needed him to tell me she was rotten to the core. I discovered that the first night she decided to play dutch ovens... even I went scurrying for the hills.

LMAO!!!!!! curdled the milk

My first husband was a spunk starkers, wish I was still with him!!  though he liked the dutch oven thing too, unfortunately for me

Robert, my soon to be ex [yeah I'd better get that divorce happening] is just so ugly on the inside, it doesn't matter how nice he looked on the out

I've never measured beauty from what I see on the outside... to me it's what's on the inside that makes a person beautiful or ugly.  Actually, my first wife was quite alright to look at and was a decent person when we first married, but she soon got ugly once she got that ring on her finger.  By the time our second child was born she had become intolerable and, while it was wrong of her to abandon the kids, I was glad she left... and in many ways, they were probably better off without her as well.

That's how I think too, it's what's inside that counts, that's what attracts me to a person, but as time went on.. his ugliness showed through the layers.. and he's not worth pissing on if he was on fire

We are [you and I] both better off without the ex's

There's a reason they're called "Ex's"...  LOL...

Yeah...take the sucker back (the phone) and get one that works right. Lemon's are fine in tea and lemonade...but not in phones!

True Doc, the pics were so bad, you couldn't make out what they were, and the buttons are only 2 mm thick, you can't push them, and f'd if I know where the volume is    .. it's gonna be WALL fodder in a minute.

I agree, my first ex, was and still is imo should not even be living, whith what he has done to me and my daughter. and the Courts did'nt or would'nt do anything about it, He got away with child molestation. Grrrr so much for the law protecting the innocent.

Sure are!  Were she still around I wouldn't be with mrs starkers now, and she is ten times the woman my ex will ever be, so her leaving was/is a blessing.  Shaunna and I have been together for almost 12 years now, and I've never been happier.

That's awesome starkers, I reckon you 2 will be one of those couples that last a lifetime

I reckon it's awesome as well... and yeah, I hope it's forever because we compliment each other in so many ways, and I couldn't imagine life without her... don't want to imagine it, either.

Hehe, after her first husband, she reckons I'm a hard act to follow... so I guess the curried cabbage must be working

Oh yeah, we're gonna be grandparents again... her daughter/my step-daughter (I keep telling her that she was a grudge baby...her father had it in for me) is due to have her baby any day now.  I don't travel too well these days, but Shaunna is going down to Tassie to be with her and the baby in a couple of weeks... with a good possibility that the new mum, her partner and bub will move here to Queensland to be near us soon thereafter.

Well...my turn....My ex and I were married too young and for all the wrong reasons. We had a daughter.

She's prevented contact and the daughter believes her, even though her half brothers told her they'd witnessed the attempts and their late mother told them about others. Well, I have no contact with her and that's too bad ... for both of us.

My daughter left her home because her mother had another child and her step-father didn't get along with her.

Don't worry my friends...there will be a reckoning one of these days.