Aerobatics in the air with engines off

Don't try this at home folks!!!

Sunday, December 21, 2008 by teddybearcholla | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

 

  I prefer the engines running!!! 

 

angus1949
Reply #1 Sunday, December 21, 2008 1:39 PM

I say that guy has some big stones or small brains.

NightTrainthedark
Reply #2 Sunday, December 21, 2008 5:11 PM

I have an 07 Air Commander and yeah, the handling is incredible.

DrJBHL
Reply #3 Sunday, December 21, 2008 5:24 PM

The wingspan is the key...really looks almost like a U2....also a really good washing machine (for the undies).

teddybearcholla
Reply #4 Sunday, December 21, 2008 7:44 PM

Glad you guys liked it!!!  But what is with all the *skid marks in shorts* lately...seems like it is just a guy thing!!!!

Tailsgirl
Reply #5 Sunday, December 21, 2008 7:55 PM

Yeah teddy! bunch of wusses

teddybearcholla
Reply #6 Sunday, December 21, 2008 7:57 PM

Yeah teddy! bunch of wusses
or just a guy problem!!!!

NightTrainthedark
Reply #7 Sunday, December 21, 2008 8:00 PM

or just a guy problem!!!!

women don't poop, silly.

teddybearcholla
Reply #8 Sunday, December 21, 2008 8:04 PM

women don't poop, silly.

DrJBHL
Reply #9 Sunday, December 21, 2008 8:11 PM

OT but appropriate (at this point). The Relationship Guide (also on Saturday Nite Funnies):

Add It Up: Relationship Guide
For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects...Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system.

Simple Duties:

You make the bed..+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pllows..0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets..-1
You leave the toilet seat up..-5
You leave the toilet lid down..-10 after the lights are out..-30
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty..0
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex..-1
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2
You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with wings..+5
But return with beer ..-5
You check out a suspicious noise at night ...0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing..0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something..+5
You pummel it with a six iron..+10
It's her father..-10


Social Engagements:

You stay by her side the entire party..0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy..-2
Named Tiffany..-4
Tiffany is a dancer..-6
Tiffany has implants..-8


Her Birthday:

You take her out to dinner..0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar ......+1
Okay, it is a sports bar..-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night..-3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team..-10


A Night Out With The Boys:

Go out with a pal ..-5
And the pal is happily married ..-4
Or frighteningly single ..-7
And he drives a Mustang..-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED) ..-15


A Night Out:

You take her to a movie..+2
You take her to a movie she likes..+4
You take her to a movie you hate..+6
You take her to a movie you like..-2
It's called DeathCop 3..-3
Which features cyborgs having sex..-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans .........-15


Your Physique:

You develop a noticeable potbelly..-15
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it....+10
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts ..-30
You say "I don't give a damn because you have one too"...-800


The Big Question:

She asks, "Do I look fat?" ..-5
You hesitate in responding..-10
You reply, "Where?"..-35


Communication:

When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression ..0
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes..+5
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV..+10
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep..-20

teddybearcholla
Reply #10 Sunday, December 21, 2008 9:03 PM

You say "I don't give a damn because you have one too"...-800
  

NightTrainthedark
Reply #11 Sunday, December 21, 2008 9:03 PM

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....
So, I took her to a gas station.....
And then the fight started....

 
My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....


Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started ...


My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started.....

 
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"
And then the fight started.....

 
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself.."
And then the fight started.....


A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."
And then the fight started

 

 

Tailsgirl
Reply #12 Sunday, December 21, 2008 9:10 PM

You should've taken her someplace she's never been ---> The KITCHEN!

DrJBHL
Reply #13 Sunday, December 21, 2008 9:53 PM

What does she make for dinner?

Reservations.

teddybearcholla
Reply #14 Monday, December 22, 2008 9:10 PM

What does she make for dinner?

Reservations.
  oh...that is sooooooooooooooo bad!!!!

DrJBHL
Reply #15 Monday, December 22, 2008 9:21 PM

Nu? So who said I was good? 

teddybearcholla
Reply #16 Monday, December 22, 2008 9:38 PM

So who said I was good?
  a little bird.....

DrJBHL
Reply #17 Monday, December 22, 2008 9:54 PM

This little birdy?

teddybearcholla
Reply #18 Monday, December 22, 2008 10:11 PM

This little birdy?
  that's a dam vulture not a little bird!!!!

Tailsgirl
Reply #19 Monday, December 22, 2008 10:21 PM

Looks like it's taken a few caffeine pills

angus1949
Reply #20 Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:40 AM

You know they have to stay alert for this....Big Mac...no fries.

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