Zubaz goes into the produce market.......
and this is what he gets.....
Saturday, December 20, 2008 by ImStein | Discussion: Community
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Reply #82 Friday, December 26, 2008 7:00 PM
Do you think this thing would lay striped eggs?
If you thought YES, you're wrong.. Roosters don't lay eggs 
Reply #83 Friday, December 26, 2008 8:45 PM
Oh yeah?
I Googled it and this is what I found:
So there!
Reply #85 Friday, December 26, 2008 9:21 PM
And you could tell by....?
Eggs, m'dear have no little sign on them to signify whether they're male or female eggs.
As it turns out, in Oz things is backwards and upside-down so the roosters lay the eggs.
Everyone knows that. Do be a dear now and please don't start a useless fracas about that which is intuitively obvious even to the most novice beginner and casual observer.
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Reply #86 Friday, December 26, 2008 9:24 PM
We have it backwards?
That depends on what side of the globe you're on
Roosters here are normal, they don't lay eggs
, however, our kangaroo's do 
Reply #87 Friday, December 26, 2008 10:24 PM
All thanks to Nanna for taking you under her wing... the World is a darker place without love, and your nan obviously loved you very much. Besides, you turned out not to be such a bad ol' stick, not to mention good for a giggle or three, so your nan must've done summat right. 
Reply #88 Friday, December 26, 2008 10:34 PM
Me toooooo! Yay Kitty. 
Yeah, and it feels good too!!!!
Is there any other way?? Tho Doc tends to abuse the privelege.
That's only because it brings more people to your clinic...
and then you probe their minds for sick stuff to post here.
Reply #89 Friday, December 26, 2008 10:36 PM
That depends on what side of the globe you're on
Roosters here are normal, they don't lay eggs , however, our kangaroo's do
Too true... tho kangaroo eggs often tend to be scrambled... must have something to do with all that hopping about. 
Reply #90 Friday, December 26, 2008 10:37 PM
That depends on what side of the globe you're on
Roosters here are normal, they don't lay eggs , however, our kangaroo's do
Oy've 'eard ye's got "odd" Roosters iff'n ye gets me drift.... So they be layin' Ozzy eggs.
All thanks to Nanna for taking you under her wing... the World is a darker place without love, and your nan obviously loved you very much. Besides, you turned out not to be such a bad ol' stick, not to mention good for a giggle or three, so your nan must've done summat right.
Aye....but she don't know a Rooster from a hen...and a boy egg from a girl'un. But she's ok....oy'd set sail wivver on th' hms starkers.
Reply #91 Friday, December 26, 2008 10:39 PM
Aww thanks starkers
We have it backwards?
That depends on what side of the globe you're on
Roosters here are normal, they don't lay eggs , however, our kangaroo's do
Too true... tho kangaroo eggsoften tend to be scrambled... must have something to do with all that hopping about.
That's the beauty of the egg-laying roo, the eggs are pre-scrambled!
Reply #92 Friday, December 26, 2008 10:45 PM
Reply #95 Friday, December 26, 2008 11:07 PM
everyone has us wrong....we dont eat roo...we just like to shoot em...and yeah we dont throw prawns on the barbie.....blech!!!!
guess you just gotta live here to know......and understand us......we aussies ROCK.
PS> STARKERS...guess what? ive had the air con going straight for a week now........ me like cold.....hate hot...me also like
caravan park power rates........muahah!!!
*streuth!!!!!* 
Reply #96 Friday, December 26, 2008 11:11 PM
That's right, they got us wrong!!!
Dad use to buy roo meat for the cats, then they found it was full of worms, so they stopped selling it
Reply #97 Friday, December 26, 2008 11:12 PM
thank god i already ate me lunch!! yuckerino.....
ps...i luv you tails...
Reply #98 Friday, December 26, 2008 11:27 PM
lol I luv you too Kitty, and this Razor X cursor rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply #99 Friday, December 26, 2008 11:29 PM
yeah im still using that bi*ch too........hahha
Reply #100 Saturday, December 27, 2008 2:52 AM
I can't stand it when things heat up... it can actually make me feel quite ill because I perspire so much and lose too much fluid and electrolytes, etc. I have vertebrae in my neck that have no disc between them, which pinches nerves or something and causes me to sweat profusely above the neck.... thus getting the air-con in my study was/is essential. Yup, I can raise a sweat in the middle of winter when mowing the lawns, so I literally melt when I have to do it in summer... it near on kills me, and the arthritis don't help none, neither. 
Oh well, no use complaining... nobody's gonna mow them for me.
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Reply #81 Friday, December 26, 2008 6:34 PM
WOOT!!!!