Ohh, that's alright then, point yer butt in the ex's direction

Just for you Starkers.....I see you play the "fart game" very well!!!!

You don't know the half of it, Immy!

There's a road sign at the entrance to starkers' neighborhood:

Immy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's the famous laughing kitty pic, I used that kitten on my latest widget [still in moderation] hehe, sweet!

I did! Must've worked as well... didn't get a card or Xmas phone call from her... again.

Oh, wait a minute, I haven't heard from her in near on 25 years so it was to be expected.

She frequently used to keep popping up like a bad smell until I angrily told her one day that I'd never ever forgive her for deserting 2 our young children (our daughter was just days old at the time) a few years earlier   I've not heard from her since, so obviously she was there to see me and not for the kids sakes, and if I have to wait another 20 something years to hear from her again it'll be too soon.

Hehe, what goes around comes around... while my 32 y/o son sort of tolerates her in very, very small doses if she pops up like a bad smell at his place, my daughter (now 28) refuses to have anything to do with her and calls mrs starkers mum.

That blows starkers, your daughter was newborn and she bailed!!

Yeah, I have become somewhat of an expert methanologist, haven't I! 

Looks like little kitty is picking it up quickly as well, hehe.

And you only know half of the half Immy didn't know, Doc....

The local council also wanted to put up a checkpoint and boom gate... to bar entry to those not carrying gas masks and other appropriate safety equipment.

boom is right...as in KA-BOOM!

The purpose was to bar EXIT of the gasses, mate...

Yeah, doing her own thing was more important... so I became mother and father to both my son and daughter.  It wasn't easy doing it alone, but I have no regrets and wouldn't hestitate to do it again.  Thankfully, my kids are the complete opposite of their mother and are great parents who love their chilren to no end... so I guess I must've done something right for them to turn out to be the good people they have become... and who I'm so proud of.

Ah, so that's why the authorities came around to confiscate the BBQ... anything else with a naked flame.

Hehe, that's probably why they scrapped the whole thing... there was NO feasible way to contain them.

My mother is the same as your ex, she dumped me and my 2 brothers in homes when we were babies, I wouldn't know where she is, or even if she's alive, and I couldn't give a sh!t

..well.. maybe I do deep down.

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Lookie what's for sale at the supermarket

That's so sad that you and your brothers had to go through that ordeal and i feel for you all, knowing what my kids went through. My kids always had me, but they missed having a caring mother to love them as well, and that was hard on them, especially when other kids would talk about their mothers, etc.

I suppose the one good thing to come out of it is their greater determination to love, protect and care for their kids to the best of their ability... something I am most grateful for because my grandkids will never be left wanting.

Hehe, served with a plate of curried cabbage and I'd be in 7th heaven.

@TG:

You think that's bad? How about this?

I'll take a side of Blitzen, Please!!!!

One sick Immy is you! 

AHHHH Venisen meat

starkers, it's cool mate, I looked on my Nanna as my mother, she was awesome!!

Rudolph the Reindeer Tenderloin With An Attitude  
 Ingredients: 

2 lbs Rudolph Tenderloin 8 oz Italian Salad Dressing
2 Jalapeno Peppers 1 tsp Seasoned Salt
1 Green Bell Pepper 1 Red Bell Pepper
1 Onion 1 lb Bacon 

Directions: 

Slice Rudolph into 1" thick medallions. Chop peppers and onions and mix with seasoned salt and Italian dressing in a large plastic ziploc bag. Mix well, add tenderloin and marinate in frig for 24 hours. Remove medallions, wrap each border with a bacon strip and place on a baking dish. Top each medallion with reserved seasonings, onion and peppers, and bake in preheated 350-degree oven for twenty minutes. Be careful not to overcook and toughen the reindeer.

zubaz will be in the next xman movie......and hes gonna be WOLVERINE!!!  (dont stand too close to me..or ill preen you to death...muahhaha....)

*doc waves at Kitty

Yeah, and it feels good too!!!!

(Third Person) Doc likes sick!