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Winstep Extreme is a powerful suite of applications that merge incredible usability and performance with breathtaking eye candy. Add your own Menus, Docks, Tabbed Docks, Taskbar and Widgets with this Windows User Interface Replacement! View Gallery ListView a list of all of the different galleries available in WinCustomize, which you can then browse individually. Explore AllExplore all available galleries on WinCustomize. Customize This MenuThis option is only available for subscribers of WinCustomize. If you are a subscriber it will allow you to select which categories you would like to see in this menu from a list of all galleries available on the site. This information will be stored on your account for all your future visits. |
This is an easy little game to kill some time.
I start with a question and you must answer with a question. As easy as that.
I'll start: Did you cheat in school?
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Couldn't one hope that golden parachutes are heavy as lead?
Wouldn't you like to be their chute packer?
Wouldn't it be nice to be able to say "chute up", and get away with it?
I would... very muchly. Would you believe that I'd pack a 'shute' the size of a small handkerchief? 
Maybe no longer a secret, but does everybody know that starkerbarks are the result of carefully planned and very precise dietary engineeering?
is that how you do it 
well starkers the way im feeling right now i think i might be of some use to you
You mean he's part of a secret government bio-fuel experiment?
In a standard shute pack, perhaps, but what do you think about the straps being held on by velcro and the rip cord being made of snakeskin... with a live rattler in it?
Don't tell me, you've been experimenting with curried cabbage recipes and feel bloated? 
Knowing that government is often corrupt and always inept, do you honestly think I would work for government? 
Be very careful now...secret government projects are looking for bloated individuals for their ability to assimilate starkerbarks. Best to release the buildup inside your flubbersuits waste saver. Its specially coated to prevent accidental misfires. Any other questions?
Did you know that bananas are realy dildos what grow on trees? I heard that somewhere.
Did you also hear that they don't run on batteries?
That's 'cause they got natural 'juice'...like an orange or a lemon or a lime or....will you light up if a wire is stuck in it during installation?
Why ask me... did you think I tinker with banana insertions other than orally devouring a banana sundae?
Would you believe that people in other Oz states call Queenslanders "Banana Benders" ???
Now why would Ed be worried about banana insertions... didn't you know he prefers cucumbers??
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Reply #2841 Saturday, September 12, 2009 12:03 PM
Wouldn't their "Golden Parachutes" open then?