Why do I always get the blame when the Earth hiccups?

Don't you people realise that the Earth has its own gaseous emissions.. that when a volcano erupts it's the Earth peeling one off a hot one through on off its many rectums?

Orrighty then, who has a better explanation?

Hey guys..I'm ok... "Two chocolate chip cookies and call me tomorrow" works.

Uvah, I wasn't upset with you at all...I was just playing the game, really.

It's you.

Back to the game:

Does the Earth care if you're bamed, or is that part of your conspiracy teory too?

Oh it's definitely starkers.  He's the man, if he can't do it, no one can.   

Do you have a patent on your jockilarities yet

Why would anyone seek a patent on such corniness?

starkerbarks: Patent Pending and pending and pending and......when it finally lets go will Doc's practice be put in jeapordy? Will Zubish become a national obsession? Will Teddybearcholla be original or zero colories? Will the Pheonix in IROKONESS' avatar burn its tush? These are the type of questions scholars all over the world ponder with enthusiasm and zeal and interest even. Will the answers fit the queries? Or do the queries stand off to the side someplace contemplating their navels?

I can almost here cool people snapping their fingers instead of clapping their hands. Can't you

How can you be so sure it's me.. like, was I around barking when Vesuvius went off... was I there when Krakatoa loss its top?

And would you offer to rub in some burn cream if it did?

And do they ask how come there are little 'puddles' in their belly buttons?

I would assume that starkerbarks are no longer a secret,,, you know I'm right on this

Maybe no longer a secret, but does everybody know that starkerbarks are the result of carefully planned and very precise dietary engineeering?

Most definitily not Cap'n.  Butt only your DNA can catapolt it to where it belongs once again right

Providing of course they are properly energized. starkers...do you need the resurgent DNA or the recombinant stuff. Both are in the warehouse awaiting customs inspections. Oh...the customs agent says the broken seal on the large crate marked "DANGEROUS-HIGHLY TOXIC AND LIKELY TO KILL THINGS UPON RELEASE" fell off. He says he can fix it but it'll have to wait untill he gets back from his tour of duty in Iraq next year. Do you still want it delivered?

Why would anyone want such a delivery?

Does the recombinant stuff contai genetically altered strains to maximise 'whiff' potency? If so, I'll take some of that.

If the toxic whiff is still potent as ever?... and the address is still Wall St? YES, deliver it post-haste.

It's not who would want such a delivery, but who we think deserves such a delivery, don't you think?

Would you agree that Wall St is a prime candidate for such a delivery.

Should I mark the delivery P.O.D?

Wouldn't you mark the package: "Contains Cash"... to ensure the bankers open it?

P.O.D.- Pay On Demand. They don't cough up I let the barks loose all over wall street. Starkers...remember that really big GoodYear ballon what flew over OZ the other day? Well...it was really a top secret covert behind the scenes dirigible with special collectors (patent pending) that inhale the starkerbark emanations hovering over OZ. They're then squeezed ever so gently (don't want a premature implosion) into specially shielded flubber bags inside the blimp. Then the whole thing is sent across the pond to the US east coast and  put right smack on top of wall street. Now...the question is...should I give them fair warning? (yeah right) or...should I just shoot it down when it gets two feet over CEO HQ?

Wouldn't marking it "Widow's, Orphan's and Poor folks' Life Savings" make it irresistable?

There is that. Although wouldn't it be even more irresistable to mark it...FREE?

Why not mark it BAILOUT?

Why not give the bankers a bailout.... from a top floor window?