Zubish
we all do it...
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 by messiah1 | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Well, for the initiated, we know what Zubish is. For those that don't, hang around awhile, you'll find out. Check the link, I love his Grammar Natzee series.
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Reply #102 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 8:00 AM
One can clearly see that this was done by one of Zubs ancestors. The two horses going the wrong way and running into a hand is a dead giveaway.
Reply #103 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 8:54 AM
Yup, a clear case of 'Zubitous'. Excellent example angus 
Reply #104 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 9:22 AM
Because you're a real darling in real life and can't help yourself.
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Or Link
Whilel I think the Dead Sea mud in link 1 may be useful for a variety of ailments, those remedies for skunk stink in link 2 ain't gonna help none whatsoever... like if'n ya gits ta smellin' a skunk what has bin inta the curried cabbage, you ain't never gonna git rid of that smell less ya takes t' gitting nasal surgery t remove ya olfactory senses... y' hear.
Reply #105 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 9:32 AM
I really didn't need to know that starkers....really I din't. 
Reply #106 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 9:59 AM
I really hope you haven't been feeding the skunks 'round your way curried cabbage... not only is nasal surgery for skunk stink painful, it's darn right expensive, too... medical insurance don't cover it none cos they reckuns it's self-inflicted. 
Reply #107 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 10:37 AM
Angus...you were wondering if Zubaz Zubishes when signin?
What do you think?
Reply #108 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 10:39 AM
Heaven's no, I don't need to feed the skunks nothin here, they smell bad all on their own. Same with 'possum. Eeewwwwwwww 
Of course that is only after they are road pizza....nasty, nasty, nasty
Reply #110 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 11:22 AM
We don't have skunks here in Oz... but we got a few lil starkers' running around who are chips off the old block. Oh and we got possums, not the sweet kind that Dame Edna refers to, but stinky varmints that get up into peoples rooves and crap all over the place. Don't have any in my roof... understandably, they're just not game to come within cooee of my place.
Hey Doc, is that the pet you were telling me about... you know, the one you set up outside the intake of peoples air con units and agitate 'til it cooperates with the desired pungent odour?
*Ooops, was I supposed to mention that?*
Reply #112 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 5:36 PM
Really? Must be you, then!
Nope...I used Limburger cheese....worst smell in the Universe. Link
First whiff I got was in Hershey, PA. Had to leave the table (Mom came with me). Went outside....If you've ever smelled Hershey chocolate, well...that smell permeated the entire town...incredible! The town I wanted to eat! Link
Reply #113 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 6:54 PM
Lets keep this on topic, it's about making fun of, er I mean discussing the language of Zubaz.
Reply #114 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 7:02 PM
ZubaZ was just wonderign earlier today if tehre was a Enlish/Zubish dictionary or a guide to typing Zubish.
Reply #115 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 7:28 PM
I'm pretty certain it doesn't use the QEWRYT keyboard.
Reply #116 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 7:46 PM
In the Library of Congerss.
As for the machine to do it on? Glad you asked: Call 1-800-i-make-zubucks (My shameless commerce division)
Zubaz will like this one it's called the "FrogPad":
<======For when Zubaz fingers get tired...Telepathic keyboard
<======= Dial-A-Zubaz
I was sort of "Plus/Minus" on this one.
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Reply #117 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 10:23 PM
That actually looks like something Zubaz could use, and make sense of anything. 
Reply #118 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 11:10 PM
It'd be funny to see a Wiki entry on this...
Reply #119 Wednesday, November 19, 2008 4:51 AM
Poor keyboard... like Zub's fingers don't confuse it enough???? Now ya wanna inflict his mind on it as well by streaming high speed zubish straight from the source, with not as much as a wire or a detour to slow it down long enough to give the keyboard a snowball in hell's chance of coming close to deciphering it.
Hmmmm, I wonder if this contravenes any cruelty laws? If not, legislation should be rushed through Congress immediately to prevent such electronics abuses... Zubisms infecting parts of WC that we may inadvertantly stumle into and later find ourselves wearing zebra striped pants, Stardock earrings and glitter speckled nail polish... adn even scarier, typnig ni zubihs.
Ooosp, too late! I jsut hope Avast Antiviurs will gte rid of ti.
Reply #120 Wednesday, November 19, 2008 5:51 AM
Well, at least one organization is after him:
S.P.C.E. = The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to English.
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Reply #101 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 7:54 AM
Hey, would Zu mess up sign language too?