Oxymorons

Games People Play

Wednesday, November 5, 2008 by PuterDudeJim | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

  I like oxymorons....I thought I'd start this up...just for laughs! 

I will get us started with a few.

Microsoft Works

Military Intelligence

Jumbo Shrimp

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teddybearcholla
Reply #1 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 9:47 PM

Expect the unexpected ....

Fat free ice cream...

 

Philly0381
Reply #2 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 9:50 PM

Nondairy creamer

sydneysiders
Reply #3 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 9:50 PM

act naturally

 

 

almost certain

Philly0381
Reply #4 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 9:58 PM

constant change

ilsabav92
Reply #5 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 9:59 PM

little giant

teddybearcholla
Reply #6 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:02 PM

tragic comedy

sydneysiders
Reply #7 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:11 PM

uninvited guest

Philly0381
Reply #8 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:17 PM

calm wind

PuterDudeJim
Reply #9 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:21 PM

soft rock

sweet and sour

sound of silence

teddybearcholla
Reply #10 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:24 PM

Cold Sweat

sydneysiders
Reply #11 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:25 PM

unbiased opinion

 

truth-in-advertising

 

 

ilsabav92
Reply #12 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:28 PM

Zubaz Spelling (correctly)

Philly0381
Reply #13 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:31 PM

clearly confusing

TheD2JBug
Reply #14 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:33 PM

power ballad

Philly0381
Reply #15 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:38 PM

hot water heater

teddybearcholla
Reply #16 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:45 PM

Bird dog

ilsabav92
Reply #17 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:52 PM

Easy Labor
Educational Television 
Expressive Silence
Extra ordinary
Eyes Wide Shut
False Evidence
False Fact
Farewell Reception
Fatal Attraction  
Fiber Glass
Fighting for Peace
Final Draft
First Conclusions
Flexible Budget
Fresh Dried Fruit

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Philly0381
Reply #18 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:58 PM

initial conclusion

Xiandi
Reply #19 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 11:00 PM

politically correct

ilsabav92
Reply #20 Wednesday, November 5, 2008 11:01 PM

Edit:

A 12-Ounce Pound Cake
Accurate Horoscope
Act Naturally
Adult Children
Advanced BASIC
African American (Italian American, Polish American, etc.)
Agree to Disagree
Airline Food
Almost Done, Almost Exactly, Almost Ready
Alone Together
Amicable Divorce
Anarchy Rules!
Anxious Patient
Appearance Hearing (court appearance)
Approximately Equal
Artificial Intelligence
Assistant Supervisor
Auction Winner (you still have to pay for it!)
Audience Participation
Authentic Reproduction
Awfully Good
Awfully Nice

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