Doctor knows best.. ;)

ROFL

Wednesday, October 22, 2008 by HG_Eliminator | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best Patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.

The second from, Chicago responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.

The third surgeon, from Dallas says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains, no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable!

 

2of3
Reply #1 Wednesday, October 22, 2008 4:20 AM

HG_Eliminator
Reply #2 Wednesday, October 22, 2008 4:36 AM

mjbisme
Reply #3 Wednesday, October 22, 2008 10:16 AM

Gets my "vote" for joke of the year.  

DrJBHL
Reply #4 Wednesday, October 22, 2008 10:38 AM

mjbisme
Gets my "vote" for joke of the year.  

 

Yeah, if it weren't so true!

I like the Urologist who operated on Joe to fix his plumbing.

WOM
Reply #5 Wednesday, October 22, 2008 10:54 AM

 

BigDogBigFeet
Reply #6 Wednesday, October 22, 2008 11:53 AM

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