The title of your job is important

Tuesday, October 14, 2008 by Philly0381 | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

Well here we go again folks, just got this sent to me and could hardly stop laughing enough to copy and paste it here for everyone.  Enjoy.

 

 

JUAN AND JOSE WORKED TOGETHER IN AN EL PASO CLOTHING FACTORY; AND WHEN BOTH WERE LAID OFF, THEY WENT TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE TOGETHER

WHEN ASKED HIS OCCUPATION, JUAN SAID 'PANTY STITCHER; I SEW ELASTIC INTO LADIES COTTON PANTIES.'

THE CLERK LOOKED UP 'PANTY STITCHER' AND IT WAS LISTED AS UNSKILLED LABOR, SO SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $300 A WEEK UNEMPLOYMENT PAY.

SHE ASKED JOSE HIS OCCUPATION, AND HE SAID, 'DIESEL FITTER,' WHICH WAS LISTED AS A SKILLED JOB.  SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $600 A WEEK.

WHEN JUAN FOUND OUT, HE WAS FURIOUS! HE STORMED BACK INTO THE OFFICE TO FIND OUT WHY HIS CO-WORKER GOT TWICE THE MONEY.

THE CLERK EXPLAINED, 'PANTY STITCHERS ARE UNSKILLED LABORERS, AND DIESEL FITTERS ARE SKILLED LABORERS.'

'WHAT SKILL?' YELLED JUAN 'I SEW THE ELASTIC ON THE PANTIES, AND JOSE PUTS 'EM OVER HIS HEAD AND SAYS, 'DIESEL FITTER!!!!’

WOM
Reply #1 Tuesday, October 14, 2008 7:04 PM

Hehe, ah crap, that was good.

Philly0381
Reply #2 Tuesday, October 14, 2008 7:58 PM

 All I have to do is thing the words 'Diesel Fitter' and I start laughing.

angus1949
Reply #3 Thursday, October 16, 2008 10:41 AM

From some panties I've seen Jose must have one big damned head.

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