"Resistance is (blank)"
Modeled on 2 0f 3's game "I am (blank) of Borg)
Tuesday, September 2, 2008 by DrJBHL | Discussion: Community
Credit where it's due! "Blank of Borg" is a fun game. Well, I was typing a pm to 2 of 3 and Zubished. Only this time it made sense! (G-d help me....PLEASE! 
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I typed "Resistance is fertile."
So....how about a new game (it's Monday-oid today)?
"Resistance is ______".
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Reply #102 Tuesday, October 28, 2008 4:51 AM
Resistance is..... telling the wife I want more PC stuff.
Reply #103 Tuesday, October 28, 2008 6:47 AM
Resistance is....telling the wife you want any stuff! 
Less'n of course it comes fron her fave store!
Reply #104 Tuesday, October 28, 2008 9:19 AM
Passive resitance is.... getting it first then telling her you want it.
I'm fortunate when it comes to PC stuff/upgrades, because the missus and I share similar wants and ideas when it comes to our PC's, so we take it in turns to get upgrades, etc.
Less'n of course it comes fron her fave store!
Ah, so that's why resistance is.... when I want to renew my annual Playboy subscription. 
Reply #105 Tuesday, October 28, 2008 1:46 PM
Arg....yer sneaky as a barrel o' eels. Meself, I just say.....that old thing....I've had that for years, just decided to us it. Didn't work with the 22' monitor though.....damn. Resistance is me getting my ars kicked across the carpet.
Reply #106 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 12:22 AM
Aye, an ol sea cap'n wot 'ave slowed doen in 'e's old age 'aves ter be as slippery as a barrel o' eels... otherwise I'd git meself caught more of'en than not. That's why I already be a runnin' when I (jokingly) disparages tha missus' galley skills
So, resistance is.... get yerself a good head start when ye say ye couldn' cut tha gravy wiv yer cutlass. LOL (no smileys again)
OUCH...CARPET BURNED BUTT!!!!
Resistance is.... sliding on yer arse across a plush piled carpet. Hehehehe.
Reply #107 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 3:02 AM
round these parts.. thats just plain suicide. 
Reply #108 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 4:28 AM
Ah, you've just not worked it out yet! You don't keep guns in the house and you go 'round all the gunshops with her photo and inform them of her homicidal tendencies: under no circumstances are they to sell her a gun.... then you go home and toss out the toaster so she can't throw it in the bathtub while you're soaking up the Radox... hehehe
Reply #109 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 4:42 AM
Im Screwed.. her Pop Owns a gun shop..
Reply #110 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:18 AM
Ten reasons why guns are better than wives:
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is better than a wife . . . .
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
Reply #111 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:29 AM
I'm Sir Cumference of Borg: From too much Pi!
I'm Blank of Borg: I have a photographic memory that wasn't developed!
I'm Electrician of Borg: I know what's watt!
I'm Secret Agent Baker of Borg: I trade secrets on a knead to know basis.
Reply #112 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 12:43 PM
And next you'll be telling me he bought her a new toaster for her birthday.
Oh well, no more Radox baths for you m boy... except during blackouts, perhaps. hehe
Reply #113 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 1:02 PM
Not even close HG_E....Just don yer Brand New Spiffy Magic Bullet Proof Kevlar Moderator Jacket wot's on yer Avatar!
And pray that she don't be aimin' lower! (shudder).
Reply #114 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 5:24 PM
You don't mean........ ......a brain shot?
Reply #115 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 6:54 PM
angus my friend:
Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur.
Reply #116 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:34 PM
resistance is determined by a specific color code the first 2 stripes give a number, and the third a multiplier, and finally the fourth determines the tolerance... the given value is specified in ohms....
Reply #117 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:37 PM
black 0
brown 1
red 2
orange 3
yellow 4
green 5
blue 6
violet 7
grey 8
white 9
Reply #118 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:43 PM
I am Bubba of Borg and I didn't have my red neck implanted.
I am OJ of Borg and they should have removed my STUPID implants.
I am Government of Borg....you must bend over to receive you impllants.
Reply #120 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:46 PM
I thought they specified OHMS in my yoga class.
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Reply #101 Tuesday, October 28, 2008 4:51 AM